In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 902: The Wolf of the House (Special) 5

"...Is there no normal sword technique?" Mingxu looked at the people present speechlessly. Either the buttocks or the armpits.

Mo Niu also looked at Guangzhi with a knife under his armpit.

"Ass sword technique is so stupid, I'll teach you a lesson with my armpits!"

"Isn't it stupid to use the sword under the armpit? I will use my butt to teach you a lesson!"

"The pot calling the kettle black when you're fifty steps behind." Mingxu complained as he watched the two's actions.

"Well said." Hachibei looked at Mingxu and gave him a thumbs up.

The two men started fighting with some shame and anger, and Guangzhi was actually losing for a while. Seeing this, A Ye threw a smoke bomb and everyone ran away in the chaos. There was nothing they could do as the guards surrounded them again.

After successfully returning to their current residence, everyone gathered again, but Hachibei did not show up.

"Huh? Where's Hachibei?"

"Isn't he with Her Royal Highness the Princess?"

"Ah?" Yacheng was confused.

Meiya looked at Guangzhi and said, "Honey, what's wrong with you?"

"He was beaten to a pulp by someone with a sword under his armpit." Shin-chan said on the side, and Hiroshi became even more disappointed when he heard this.

"Don't worry about it. Life is so long, of course there will be wins and losses." Mei Ya said hurriedly when she saw this.

"If you want to defeat the Demon Cow Ru Ku Zhai, you can only enter the cave in the Split Mountain. It is said that there are many swordsmen who have practiced in the cave at the butt of the mountain." A Ye walked over and said.

"Can we become stronger just by going in there?" Guangzhi's eyes lit up.

Ah Ye nodded: "Only if you come back alive. There are only a handful of people who can come back safely from the butt hole."

"Oh~ It seems like a very interesting place." Shin-chan scratched his head.

Meiya denied loudly: "How can it be fun! Honey, you still have Xiaoxu, Xiaoxin and Xiaokui, so I will never let you go to such a dangerous place!"

"Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why! Why does His Highness like that kind of tasteless swordsmanship! It's a waste of all my time working for him and being loyal to him!" Mo Niu was very angry at home. The main reason was that he defeated Guangzhi, but was still looked down upon by Duqi Gao.

At this time, his subordinates brought a person. When Mo Niu saw this person, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Well done, this person is Bacheng's partner." With this person, they have the means to threaten!

"Yahbei." Yasumi looked at the moon in the sky and remained silent.

In the middle of the night, Guangzhi recalled those scenes, opened his eyes and walked out of the room.

"Where are you going?" Just when he made up his mind to leave, Misae's voice came and Hiroshi was startled.

"Ah, that... I want to practice para para dance~" Guangzhi said as he pretended to dance.

"This thing is not popular anymore." Meiya rolled her eyes at Guangzhi and took out a package from behind her: "This is the sweet potatoes left over from dinner, and a water bottle. Even if I stop you, you will go."

"Meiya..."

"If you don't come back safely, I will never forgive you." Meisai looked at Guangzhi with tears in her eyes.

"I will definitely come back safely. I'll trouble you to take care of Xiaoxu, Xiaoxin and Xiaokui." Guangzhi looked at Misae and said gently.

"Yeah." Meiya nodded.

"I'm leaving." Guangzhi took a last look at Meiya, turned and left.

"Hubby, take care of yourself." Meiya shouted at Guangzhi's back, and suddenly two little figures followed her quietly. Of course, Mingxu left a letter for Meiya.

It is said that the Butt Hole in Split Mountain is where many swordsmen once practiced!

"Yeah, let's start!" Guangzhi said as he was about to go in with a long knife.

"Come in quickly, father!" Shin-chan shouted from behind Hiroshi.

"Ah? Xiaoxin! And Xiaoxu, why are you here?" Guangzhi was stunned, turned around and saw the two little ones.

"There should be a lot of beautiful big sisters in the butt hole, right?" Xiaoxin said to Guangzhi.

"We'll help you." Mingxu smiled and said, "I'll also strengthen myself by the way."

"You two, I went there to practice swordsmanship!" Guangzhi said helplessly as he looked at the two kids.

"Oh~ What is the butt hole like?" Xiaoxin didn't care about that.

"It's a very scary place. There's a high possibility that monsters or goblins will appear there!" Guangzhi tried to scare them back.

Xiaoxin shook his head: "It doesn't matter, I'm not picky about types, no matter if it's a monster or a monster, as long as it's a pretty big sister, I like it." Then he ran in. Mingxu shrugged and followed.

"Ah! Wait a minute, wait a moment!" Guangzhi looked at the two little ones and hurriedly followed them, then said, "I really can't do anything with you, but you must not leave my side."

"Okay, where is the entrance to the buttocks?"

"Let's look for it." As the three of them were about to take action, they felt their feet were empty.

"Oh no, we're done." Mingxu looked down and shrugged, and the three of them fell down.

"what!"

"Ah! It hurts! I can't see anything."

"Well, beautiful big sister, where are you?"

Green lights lit up around.

"Is this the butt hole? Hey, please hurry up and keep moving forward. You'll die if you retreat, and you'll die if you stay where you are."

"big sister!"

"Little new!"

"Yeah!" At this time they came to a tunnel. As soon as they entered, the puppets on the wall inside suddenly moved, constantly blocking their progress.

"Hmm, what is that?" Shin-chan got in thanks to his small body.

"Please take this opportunity to pass through the butt puppet. Okay?" Guangzhi looked at the words on the wall, nodded, and rushed in quickly, but was still bumped by the puppet a few times. Helplessly, he looked at the two little ones: "You go in first..."

"Okay, Dad, you have to work hard." The two nodded and ran in with their agility.

Guangzhi looked at Mingxu and gritted his teeth: "I'm a father, how can I lose to a child! Xiaoxu's body has begun to recover, so I won't be weak!" As he said that, he also rushed in, but it was still a bit difficult and he was knocked out.

"Dad, are you okay?" Looking at Guangzhi lying on the ground, the two asked worriedly.

"It's okay, it's okay, you did a great job." Guangzhi smiled.

"Dad, there is a stone tablet over here too." Mingxu pointed to the stone tablet and said, "Please climb up with your butt."

"?" They turned their heads and saw the stairs on the side. The corners of their mouths twitched. Xiao Xin had already started to climb up by pressing on the stairs. The stairs were still elastic.

There was no choice, the two looked at each other and tried to go up.

"Oops~"

"oops!"

While they were working hard, Belly Button Cake received a message: "What, did the butt father and son enter the butt hole?"

"That's the end of that stupid father and son!" said the Demon Bull proudly.

"Can you also strengthen the castle's defenses?" Du Niku Cake looked at him and asked.

"I don't think there is any need to worry about it." The Demon Bull shook his head.

Belly Button Cake was dissatisfied: "Are you hard of hearing?! I told you to strengthen the defense of the castle quickly!"

"Ah, yes sir!" The Demon Bull was stunned and replied quickly.

"Pippi Sword Technique, really makes me look forward to it, hahaha~"

The Demon Bull looked at the laughing Belly Button Cake and became so angry that his teeth itched.

"Oh, Xiaoxu, Xiaoxin!" Guangzhi climbed up with great difficulty, but there was no trace of the two children, so he lay limply on the ground.

But thinking of the ridicule of the demon bull, Guangzhi felt a little disappointed: "I am really useless."

"Father!" Guangzhi looked up and saw Xiaoxin crawling towards him. Mingxu stood by and looked at Guangzhi with a smile. He suddenly remembered something. He seemed to have forgotten something. He was also like a child at the beginning, but now he seemed to have forgotten his original intention.

"Xiao Xin, do you like Pipi Swordsmanship?" Guangzhi looked at Xiao Xin. He had already found that Mingxu had no interest in his swordsmanship. Xiaoxu seemed to have learned other martial arts from somewhere, and his walking posture had begun to slowly change.

"Needless to say, of course I like it very much!" Xiaoxin said affirmatively.

"Dad likes it too! Let's finish our training quickly and go back!"

"Mom is waiting for us." Mingxu smiled at Guangzhi and the others.

"Let's go!" So they continued to practice, but Mingxu changed his training method, while Guangzhi and Xiaoxin were doing butt training. Looking at the spikes on the ground, Mingxu's mouth twitched, you must do this...

However, their swordsmanship improved rapidly. After going through one training after another, their skills had reached perfection. Mingxu felt that his body had fully recovered and even felt like he had reached a higher level.

Guangzhi and the others' eyes changed when they looked at Mingxu. They originally thought that they had made great progress, but when they saw Xiaoxu, they felt ashamed of themselves.

Finally, they successfully passed the training here and headed home.

"You're back."

"It's me who's back."

"Hey, they don't seem to be here?" Mingxu asked puzzledly as he looked at the silence in the house.

"Meiya, Xiaokui, we're back!" Guangzhi shouted towards the house, but there was still no movement.

"Ah? Did they go into the city?" Looking at the quiet scene in the house, Guangzhi asked in confusion.

"I don't know." Mingxu shook his head.

"It's really a headache." Xiaoxin also shook his head.

"Woof!" Xiaobai brought a piece of paper and handed it to Mingxu.

"What is this?" Mingxu was stunned, then he took it and started reading: "This is written by my mother. Yacheng and the others went to rescue Hachibei."

"Ah? So they went into the city?" Guangzhi was stunned, then reacted.

"It seems so. There is also a wanted warrant for Hachibei. Because this man, Hachibei, committed treason and attempted rebellion, he will be executed in the city this evening!" Mingxu continued.

"Hurry, we have to hurry too!" Guangzhi said to the two kids.

"Yeah." Mingxu and Xiaoxin nodded. Even if this was a trap, they had to seize it!

On the other side, Meiya and the others have already sneaked in.

Looking at the dilemma in front of them, Misae thought about it, changed clothes with Yasumi, and took Yasumi's place to lead away the pursuers, while Yasumi and the others sneaked in.