In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 820 No one can sleep tonight

At night, in the Nohara family, Misae tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

"Yeah, yeah. I couldn't sleep because I took too much nap. But then again, four hours of sleep is indeed too much." Meiya picked her nose and turned around.

"!" Suddenly, Miya was stunned and saw Shin-chan looking at her with his eyes open.

Seeing that Meiya had also noticed him, Shin-chan immediately twisted his hips and started dancing towards Meiya.

"Pa!" Mingxu rolled his eyes. You little brat, you were twisting your butt above me. Did you really think I didn't feel anything?

"Oh my god, Xiaoxu, it hurts so much." Xiaoxin was slapped in the face by Mingxu, and he immediately covered his butt and puffed his face.

"What are you doing? Hurry up and get your ass off." Mingxu rolled his eyes at Xiaoxin.

"Shh~" Meiya looked at the two of them, raised a finger to her mouth, and then pointed at Guangzhi and Xiaokui, afraid of waking them up.

"What's wrong with you? Can't sleep?" Meiya looked at the two little ones and asked puzzledly.

"Today during the nap time in kindergarten, I slept so soundly that I couldn't get up even when people called me. I heard that I slept for a total of four hours until I got home from school." Shin-chan spread his hands.

"Well, I can testify to this. I was the one who pulled Xiaoxin up from behind." Mingxu said helplessly.

"What about you, Xiaoxu?" the two looked at Mingxu and asked.

"Me? I was woken up by Xiaoxin's noise." Mingxu said helplessly with a twitching mouth.

"..." The two of them felt a little awkward.

Mei Ya looked at Xiao Xin and felt the same way: "Are you the same?"

"Does that mean mom is the same?" Shin-chan was stunned and looked at Mi-ya with his mouth twitching.

"Mom, I... I couldn't fall asleep because I had a lot of things to worry about!" Meiya explained hurriedly.

"For example, you may be worried about your husband not touching you recently." Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows.

"That's it...ah? Look at what you made me say!" Misaya grabbed Shin-chan's mouth and said viciously.

Mingxu looked at the two of them speechlessly. Xiaoxin, how many sleepless nights did you have to stay awake to figure this out?

"You guys chat, I'm going to continue sleeping." Mingxu covered himself with the quilt, closed his eyes, and fell asleep again.

Meiya and Xiaoxin both shook their heads. Meiya looked at Xiaoxin and said, "Chatting like this will only make us more and more awake. Forget about it and try to fall asleep first."

Xiao Xin scratched his head, a little confused: "Ah, do we mean we are going to count sheep?"

"That method is totally useless." Mei Ya shook her head.

"What should we do then?" Xiaoxin looked confused.

Meiya thought about it, and suddenly clapped her hands and said, "I remember seeing a method of falling asleep quickly on TV a while ago."

"Fall asleep quickly? Like instant noodles?" Shin-chan asked curiously.

"No, it's a method to fall asleep quickly. The program "Life Wisdom King" introduced a method called the relaxation sleep method. According to what it said, just close your eyes and imagine a gentle and peaceful scene." Meiya thought as she described.

Xiao Xin nodded, and said with a turn of eyes: "For example, lying on the lap of a beautiful woman and asking her to clean my ears."

"That's right... Wait a minute! You are only five years old, what are you thinking about!" Misaya nodded subconsciously, then reacted, looked at Shin-chan speechlessly and corrected him.

"Then what should I think about?" Xiao Xin asked, scratching his head.

Meiya hesitated for a moment, then clapped her hands and said, "For example, you can imagine a beautiful prairie with warm sunshine, and you are lying on it."

"Oh~ Let me try it." Xiaoxin nodded, covered himself with the quilt and began to imagine.

"Wow~ It feels so comfortable~ah" I was lying on the grass, bathed in the warm sun, but then I rolled over and accidentally rolled down the cliff.

Xiao Xin sat up suddenly and said helplessly: "I fell off the cliff..."

"You are very imaginative. Don't think about those unnecessary things. Just imagine the prairie." Looking at Xiaoxin's appearance, Meiya was speechless.

Then she lay down and began to imagine herself lying on the prairie, basking in the sun.

"Ah, it feels so good, the grass smells so good~"

"Uh, it stinks..." Meiya smelled a foul odor before she came out of the fragrance of the grass. Then she woke up from the dream she had woven. She turned her head to look at Xiaokui beside her, and twitched her mouth: "Oh, come on, Xiaokui is still sleeping."

There was no way out. After changing Xiaokui's diaper and washing her hands, Meiya felt even more unable to sleep.

"Hey, I feel more awake after washing my hands."

"It seems that this trick doesn't work." Xiaoxin also got up and said.

Meiya thought about it and said again: "I thought maybe a little exercise could make me tired enough to fall asleep."

"Butt sumo!" Xiao Xinwenyan immediately suggested.

"Okay!" Meiya agreed immediately, but her voice was a little loud.

"Hmm..." There was some movement from Guangzhi's side immediately. Mingxu's mouth twitched and he covered his face with the quilt.

"Shh~" Misae noticed their movements and quickly made a whispering gesture to Shin-chan.

Then the two of them were about to start. Shin-chan speechlessly gestured their heights. Misae smiled awkwardly and brought a chair for Shin-chan to stand on.

After getting ready, Meiya said confidently in a low voice: "Okay! I won't lose."

"It's about to begin! Get ready, watch me! Ah!" But it seemed that she failed. Although she knocked Shin-chan away, she was also knocked out because of the excessive force, and then sat on Hiroshi's face.

"Ah! What's going on? They've been making a lot of noise since just now." Guangzhi was woken up and got up and shouted.

"I'm sorry..." Meiya apologized hurriedly.

"Hmm. Snore~" Guangzhi nodded, lay down and fell asleep again.

Watching them fall asleep again, Meiya lowered her head. After what happened just now, Meiya felt more awake.

"Oh, I can't sleep at all... Oh, right, I'll feel sleepy if I read!" Meiya thought for a moment, took out a book, and said as she flipped through it, "It's best to read some boring articles."

"Let others watch it too." Xiaoxin came over.

"What? Just take care of yourself." Meiya pushed Xiaoxin.

"How can you be so heartless? Mommy is reading to them." Xiaoxin shook his head and started to act coquettishly.

"Why are you acting so spoiled? A child won't understand the content of this kind of book." Misae looked at Shin-chan blinking his eyes and looking pitiful, and sighed.

"Oh, I really lose to you. Let me see osteoporosis in this period...ah, osteoporosis, right? Is it pronounced osteoporosis?" When she read this, Meiya began to think.

"Osteoporosis." Mingxu's voice came, looking at Meiya helplessly.

"Oh, Xiaoxu, why are you awake too?" Meiya said somewhat embarrassedly.

"I can't help it. Your voices are really loud to me..." Mingxu shook his head.

"Since Xiaoxu is awake, Mom, continue reading." Xiaoxin shouted at Meiya.

"Read it." Mingxu sighed.

"Well, osteoporosis is very likely to occur during this period, so you must maintain a moderate exercise habit." Meiya nodded and continued reading.

"Mom, you have no feelings at all when you study." Shin-chan complained to Misaya.

"Because this is... um, oh, I know." Meisai rolled her eyes at Xiaoxin, but when she saw Mingxu dozing off beside her, she had no choice but to recite it with emotion.

"Among the foods that we should consume more, the recommended one is of course calcium, because of the calcium in milk and dairy products..." When Miya read this, she saw that the book was full of food.

Xiaoxin looked at the picture above and said, "Is this meat? It looks delicious."

"Oh, roast beef? It looks delicious." Meiya nodded.

"Chestnut rice, steamed matsutake mushrooms in a teapot. Wow, you're introducing autumn dishes."

"..." Mingxu looked at the two of them helplessly. No, is it really appropriate for you to look at this at this time?

"We just have to watch. Every year we just have to watch!" Shin-chan looked at Mei-ya and complained, "I wonder if anyone is willing to make these delicious foods for us."

"Gurgle~" Their stomachs began to growl. Mingxu felt his sleepiness was suppressed by hunger.

Looking at Meiya speechlessly, Mingxu said, "Mom, I'm hungry."

"Me too." Xiao Xin also nodded.

"Who told us to watch this?" There was no choice. Meiya also felt hungry, so she got up with her two children and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

"Sniff? Ah?" Not long after, Guangzhi and Xiaokui were awakened by a fragrance.

"Ah, why does it smell so good?"

"Yeah." The two followed the smell and walked towards the kitchen.

"Ah, you're awake." Seeing the two people come out, the three people who were eating greeted them.

"I don't know who caused us to quarrel all night long." Guangzhi complained to Meisai.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep because I started thinking about things." Meiya smiled awkwardly.

"I took too many naps during the day." Xiaoxin complained.

She glared at Shin-chan and said, "Stop talking nonsense! I have another bowl of the same instant noodles at home. Do you want to eat it?" Meiya said as she took out a bucket of instant noodles.

“Uh…” Guangzhi’s mouth twitched, but he still agreed.

"Ah~ It's nice to get up in the middle of the night and have a beer. But after drinking, I'd like to have some snacks to go with it." As he said this, he looked at Meiya again.

Meiya took out some food: "How about donuts and pancakes?"

"Are there no better dishes?" Guangzhi felt helpless when looking at these things. No, there is nothing else?

"Ah, there's nothing I can do. I'll treat you to some frozen steamed buns that I bought on sale." Meiya thought for a moment and took out a bag from the refrigerator.

Xiaoxin looked at Meiya and said in surprise: "Wow, Mom is so generous today."

"Oh, that's good enough. Have another bottle of beer." Guangzhi nodded and climbed up the pole.

"No, we still have ramen!" Meiya refused without hesitation.

"Can I have another pack of cookies?" Shin-chan also shouted when he saw this.

"No!" As expected, I was rejected again.

Mingxu spread his hands and said, "Why humiliate yourself? I will definitely not let you eat more."

Xiao Kui also shook her head and shouted: "Aiyaya!"

After eating, everyone went to bed.

But not long after, "Ding-dong~" the alarm clock rang.

"Hey, hubby, if he doesn't get up, he'll be late." Meiya shouted with a dull look on her face.

"I didn't get enough sleep at all..." Guangzhi said exhaustedly.

Xiao Xin also said tiredly: "I had a dream that I was chased by monsters. How rustic..."

"You mean to say I feel like vomiting? I feel like vomiting too..." Mingxu said a little listlessly.

"Yeah..." Xiaokui nodded.

The whole family looks tired, and it seems like they didn't sleep well~╮(╯▽╰)╭