In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 764 The Trousers Are Torn

Early in the morning, Guangzhi pulled Xiaoxin to the entrance, changed his shoes, looked at Xiaoxin and said, "Okay, let's go."

"Are you going out?" Meiya was stunned and asked Xiaokui in confusion while holding her.

"Yeah, I'm taking Xiaoxin out for a run." Guangzhi spread his hands and said, "Xiaoxu hasn't come back yet, otherwise it would be most convenient to take him along."

Meiya shook her head when she heard this: "Xiao Xu, you don't have the energy to keep up. Besides, you're wearing so little, you'll be very cold."

Guangzhi shook his head: "Why can't he keep up? At most I can ask him to slow down. Besides, I want to go for a run, so I won't be cold." Guangzhi looked at Xiaoxin and said: "Let's go, Xiaoxin."

Xiao Xin muttered: "On Sunday, I just want to have a good rest at home."

"Don't say that. Just accompany me for a run. Let's go out." Guangzhi said and took Xiaoxin out.

"Be careful on the road." Meiya shouted behind him.

After the two of them ran for a while, Guangzhi felt the exhilaration after the exercise and said happily: "Oh, it feels really good to run occasionally." In front of him was a park.

When Xiaoxin saw the seesaw not far away, his eyes lit up: "Hey, hey, Dad~ I want to play on that seesaw."

Guangzhi looked over when he heard that, then smiled and nodded: "Okay."

Then the two of them walked to the front of the seesaw, and Guangzhi found a place and sat down, but what he didn't expect was that Xiaoxin also sat in front of him, and he suddenly felt helpless.

"Wait a minute. Hey, do you know how to play on a seesaw?"

Xiao Xin tilted his head and smiled: "Just sit here and wait patiently, the big sisters will come, hehe~"

"How can there be so much fantasy in this kind of amusement facility? Go to the other side." Guangzhi rolled his eyes.

"Okay~" Xiaoxin nodded and crawled to the other side of the seesaw.

After Guangzhi saw Xiaoxin arrive at his position, he reminded him, "Remember, hold on to the handle tightly."

"Okay~" Shin-chan nodded. Seeing that Shin-chan was ready, Guangzhi started. He stepped on the ground and then stepped up, and the seesaw started moving.

"Hey~"

"Oh~ Dad, come again, come again." Xiaoxin shouted happily.

"No problem, you have to hold on to the handles, ready! Bang~" Guangzhi exerted force and sat down with his butt. Suddenly, there was a sound from his pants. Guangzhi's expression suddenly became awkward and he looked down: "Uh..."

Shin-chan came over and laughed when he saw this scene: "My underwear is exposed~" He said this and started to make movements.

"What bad luck! I asked Mei-ya to bring me another pair of trousers to change into. Hey, why is no one answering the phone?" Guangzhi called back, but no one answered. He felt a little strange.

"Mom seemed to say she was going out shopping." Xiao Xin scratched his head.

"Then I'll call her on her cell phone." Guangzhi called again, but no one answered after waiting for a while, and he was stunned.

"Mom's cell phone seemed to be charging, so she didn't take it out." Xiaoxin said immediately.

"Why at this time... Oh, right! Xiaoxu..." Guangzhi said as he called Mingxu.

"Hey, why is there still no one answering the call?"

"Xiao Xu's watch is charging in the room." After Guangzhi finished speaking, Xiaoxin continued.

"...you should have told me this kind of thing in advance! Oh, I have another solution! Okay. What do you think? I'm smart, right?" Guangzhi took off his coat and tied it around his waist proudly.

"I can't see it anymore." Xiao Xin nodded.

A gust of cold wind blew, and Guangzhi couldn't help but sneeze: "Ah, cut!"

"Will you catch a cold?" Shin-chan asked Guangzhi.

"Yeah." Guangzhi had no choice but to put his coat back on.

"I've come up with a good idea." Xiao Xin said, revealing her panties and shaking them: "Ignore it~"

"I see. It's a very creative idea to show it directly without covering it up... but I can't do it." At this point, Guangzhi rolled his eyes. He was not a child.

Shaking his head, Guangzhi sighed: "After all, I still can't walk under the sun."

"What a poor guy who can't stand the light." Xiaoxin Xiaoxiong spread his hands.

The two took advantage of the fact that no one was around and hurried towards home, but when they reached a fork in the road, Guangzhi was silent: "Which way should I go? The one on the right is closer, but there are more people in the shopping street. The one on the left doesn't have the risk of running into acquaintances, but it's farther away. What should I do? This is a fork in the road of life."

Two little men seemed to appear beside him, one of them said: "A man should take a gamble. Don't hesitate. Go to the right! Go to the right."

Another: "I disagree. The chance of running into someone I know is too high, so going to the right is too dangerous. I can only go to the left!"

"Just be brave! If you want to make a lot of money, you have to face risks."

"There are still 32 years of loan repayments to go, there's no need to take such a risk."

"right!"

"No, go left!" The two little men started arguing.

"I know a convenient shortcut." Shin-chan suddenly shouted as he looked at Hiroshi's conflicted look.

"Really? Won't many people leave?" Guangzhi asked in surprise.

"We won't meet anyone else." Shin-chan shook his head, then took Hiroshi to the gap between the two buildings.

Guangzhi's mouth twitched: "Ah? Is this the shortcut you mentioned?"

"follow me."

"what?"

"This way, this way."

“It’s so narrow.”

"This way, this way."

"Wait, wait for me." After passing through the gap, they came to a grassy field. Guangzhi crawled on all fours and couldn't help but sighed, "Hey, Shin-chan. The shortcuts taken by children are so cruel."

"We're here." After passing through this area, Guangzhi was stunned and looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly: "Ah? Isn't this the park we were just at?"

"Hehe~" Xiaoxin immediately tilted his head and laughed.

Guangzhi rolled his eyes and shook his head. He had no choice but to go back the same way and come to the fork in the road.

"Let's go, men must be brave." Guangzhi chose the path with fewer people.

"Dad, it's clearer than before." Shin-chan said, looking at Hiroshi's butt.

"Ouch, the crack got bigger when we were going through the small path just now." Guangzhi felt helpless.

At this time, two female students came over: "That's right, it's really interesting."

Guangzhi immediately clenched his buttocks: "Oh no, what should I do?" Then he looked at Xiaoxin, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay, since Xiaoxin has asked me to do this."

"Huh?" Xiao Xin was stunned.

"Dad, let's go learn how to walk like a crab, crab, crab~" Guangzhi walked with his back against the wall.

"Then I'll learn to walk like a squid~squid~" Shin-chan also started to move in the same way.

"Crab~"

"Hey~" After everyone had passed, Guangzhi stopped and sighed.

Xiao Xin had a new question: "Dad, I feel so tired, can you carry me on your back?"

"No, don't complain of being tired after walking just a short distance. Come down quickly." Guangzhi shook his head and refused.

"Ah~ Carry me, carry me~ Carry~" Xiaoxin said as he jumped onto Guangzhi's back, then slid down, just sticking to his butt, covering his torn pants.

Guangzhi was immediately delighted when he saw this: "That's it!" Then he asked Xiaoxin to keep doing this, and Guangzhi strode towards home.

"Dad, haven't we arrived yet?" Xiao Xin was almost tired of catching and kept asking.

"Please hold on a little longer, we're almost home." Guangzhi hurriedly quickened his pace.

"I can't hold on any longer." Shin-chan shook his head.

Guangzhi quickly encouraged him: "Keep going, if you can make it home I'll give you two cookies, no, five."

"Oh! I'll try my best!" When Xiaoxin heard the reward, he immediately became excited.

"That's right, Shin-chan, I'll leave it to you." Guangzhi nodded with satisfaction.

"Yes, sir!" Xiao Xin nodded and clenched his hands again.

"This is my good son! Pfft~" As he spoke, Hiroshi farted, and Shin-chan was stunned. He exerted force on his hands, then slid down from behind Hiroshi and complained, "Ah~ That's disgusting. Daddy's stinky feet are stinky enough, okay."

"Sorry, but having said that, it seems like it's only a matter of time before my entire pair of trousers get torn. In that case, let's run home!" Looking at his trousers that had just been torn by Shin-chan, Guangzhi shook his head and simply started running.

"Then I'm a ballet dancer~" Upon seeing this, Shin-chan immediately turned around and followed.

"It's very dangerous, watch your way when you walk~" Guangzhi shouted as he watched Shin-chan's actions.

"It's okay, coo coo coo, ah~" Xiaoxin had just finished speaking when he fell down.

Guangzhi was stunned: "Are you okay? Ah! The old lady next door! It's over now. If she sees the miserable state of my butt, the news will spread throughout the community at the speed of light. If such a thing happens, the community image that I have built up over the years will be completely ruined!" Looking at Xiaoxin lying on the ground, Guangzhi hesitated.

"Dad~" Shin-chan looked at Hiroshi and shouted.

"Oh, Xiaoxin, I still can't do it. I really can't leave you alone! Let's go!" Guangzhi went over and picked up Xiaoxin, ran to the corner and hid. He waited for the aunt to pass by, then he stood up.

Xiaoxin looked at Guangzhi and asked, "Dad, did you want to abandon me just now?"

"Ah, how could this be possible? Parents will never abandon their children. What a silly child." As soon as Guangzhi finished speaking, he saw Xiaoxin running towards a distance.

"Ah~ Sister Nanako~"

"Abandoning your father so easily..." Seeing this scene, Guangzhi suddenly felt a little regretful. However, the people walking with Misaya in front of him were Xiaoxu and Nanako.

"Are you OK?"

"Hello..."

"My trousers are torn. Help me." Guangzhi gestured to the two of them.

"Ok. Here you go. You need to clean up your runny nose, right?" Meiya made a gesture and handed over a pack of tissues.

"Mom, no, Dad meant that his pants were torn." Mingxu shook his head.

"That's right, you didn't understand at all... Look." Guangzhi showed it to them.

"I understand." Meiya nodded.

"Dad, this is for you." Mingxu took off his coat and handed it to Guangzhi: "Tie it around your waist to block it."

"Ah, but, Xiaoxu, you..."

"I'm not cold." Mingxu shook his head and said, "I'm stronger than my dad."

"Thank you, Xiaoxu." Guangzhi took it and tied it around his waist, then looked at Mingxu, thought for a moment and picked him up: "Then let dad hold Xiaoxu."

"..Okay." Mingxu lay quietly in Guangzhi's arms.

"Oh, why is Xiaoxu being held by his father?" Nanako was a little curious when she saw this scene.

"I want to act coquettishly sometimes." Mingxu said casually.

"Oh." Nanako nodded.

Xiaoxin even boasted to Nanako: "I ran with my dad to the park in the next community."

"It's quite far, isn't it?"

"No, it's a very good exercise." Guangzhi said with a smile while hugging Mingxu.

“Oh, that’s amazing.”

"Ah."

"I'm finally home. I remember a lot of things happened. It's so nice to have my family around..." Guangzhi said with some emotion while standing at the door of his house. After Nanako said goodbye to them, Guangzhi hurried into the house and changed his pants. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

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