NCCnovel Chapter 685: The Butt Bomb That Can Sing and Dance
Chapter 685: The Butt Bomb That Can Sing and Dance
On a spaceship, a group of aliens are singing and dancing.
When the atmosphere was joyful, suddenly an alarm sounded on the spacecraft, and the voice was urgent. Then they found that there was a huge meteorite rushing towards the spacecraft not far away.
"There's a big meteorite coming towards us!" the leader shouted to the people below. Suddenly the scene became panic.
"Don't panic!" Seeing this, the leader shouted hurriedly, "Hurry up and shoot the butt! Uh, no! Shoot the bomb out!"
"Puff!" Everyone started to operate, and suddenly some flying objects gathered from the wall and flew out of the spaceship, flew towards the huge meteorite, and then fixed on the meteorite.
"Already in position, Pipi, Captain, please give the command to detonate the bomb!" After the operator operated a few times, a microphone-like object appeared in front of the captain.
"Ready, fart!" They all started singing, but they didn't notice that a bomb fell off the meteorite and flew in one direction.
The other bombs on the meteorite were detonated during their singing.
The huge meteorite was blown to pieces.
"Success! Butt!"
"Hahaha~" Seeing this, they all started singing and dancing again, unaware that a bomb had traveled through the universe and landed on Earth.
Meanwhile, on Earth, the Nohara family came to a tropical area to play, enjoying the ocean, the beach, and the swimsuits, making them feel relaxed and happy.
"There are lions over here."
"Blue sky, white clouds."
"And the sea!"
"Of course, the most important thing at the beach is! Big sister~" As he said that, a smile suddenly appeared on Shin-chan's face.
"Hey, hey, hey, Dad, calm down a bit." Mingxu patted Guangzhi. Meiya beside him had already raised her fist. He didn't want to see bloodshed on the beach so soon.
"Hehehe~ Big sister, here I come~" Xiaoxin spun on the beach, and then looked at the scene around him: "I am so happy~"
"...That's enough, at least you can act like a normal kid." Mingxu said helplessly with a twitching mouth.
"Xiao Xu doesn't look like an ordinary child." Xiao Xin said as he looked at Ming Xu's body shape. Which ordinary child has such obvious muscle contours?
"... This is the result of my long-term training." Mingxu rolled his eyes at him and said, although there is also some special power added...
"Oh, dad, dad~" Xiaoxin seemed to remember something and ran towards Guangzhi. Guangzhi was stunned and reached out to catch Xiaoxin. Xiaoxin threw himself into Guangzhi's arms and looked at Guangzhi with expectation: "Dad, congratulations on reviewing in the company for fifteen years."
"You mean serving a sentence?" Mingxu came over and corrected him, "Dad has been working in the company for fifteen years."
"Xiao Xu is right." Guangzhi nodded.
"These fifteen years have really not been wasted."
"Well, fifteen years were not wasted."
"Hey, hey, hey, is this how you see it..." Mingxu's mouth twitched, he looked at Meiya and the others, and shook his head.
"Dad finally made some contribution to us." Shin-chan looked at Hiroshi and shouted.
"..." Guangzhi was speechless: "What do you mean by that? Xiaoxin, daddy is working so hard for this family."
"It's all thanks to Dad that we can get out this time." Mingxu complimented from the side.
"That's right." Guangzhi was also a little proud.
"Woof woof woof~" Xiaobai barked at them while holding a beach ball on his head.
"Xiaobai, do you want to play ball?" Mingxu asked, looking at Xiaobai's expectant look.
"Woof~" Xiaobai nodded.
"Xiao Xin, come over and play with us." Guangzhi put Xiao Xin down.
"But I still want to play with big sister." Shin-chan muttered.
"Don't say that, come and play." Mingxu threw the ball to Xiaoxin, who subconsciously took it. Then Xiaobai bit his trouser leg and pulled him aside.
"Let's go play." Mingxu said to them and walked towards the beach.
Looking at the children's activities, Guangzhi sighed: "Hey, it's been fifteen years. It's not long, but it's not short either. However, I think I have worked really hard."
Meiya, who was standing aside, looked at Guangzhi with her eyes becoming softer. The hand behind her was placed on Guangzhi's hand, and the two figures gradually moved closer together. Guangzhi's hand was placed on Meiya's shoulder. The two looked at the children with smiles on their faces.
Shin-chan was playing absent-mindedly, his mind was basically on the big sister in a swimsuit standing next to him, but Mingxu was quite impressed that he could catch the ball and chat at the same time, it was as if this kid's butt had special powers.
At this time, Xiaoxin unconsciously increased his strength, and the ball passed to Xiaobai flew out immediately. Xiaobai was stunned and hurriedly ran towards the direction of the ball. Then he saw that after the ball floated away on the sea, a strange thing appeared below.
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, not caring about the beach ball, and ran over to call the two little ones over.
Mingxu held Xiaoxin in one hand and came to the edge. He looked at the things in the sea and frowned. He wondered if they would encounter anything again. . .
Xiaoxin also exclaimed: "Wow, there is a flying saucer!"
At the same time, at another location is the International Space Monitoring Base, referred to as UNTI organization.
We monitor meteorites falling from various places here.
"The meteorite that fell at 9:12 has completely burned up in the air, and the difference between the estimated time of effect and the expected time of effect is zero."
"The meteorite that hit the ground at 10:02 has reportedly created a crater with a diameter of two meters and a depth of ten meters. The combustion temperature of the meteorite and the atmosphere is 823 degrees, which is zero with a positive or negative error from the predicted temperature."
"Ah."
"At 10:12, the meteorite that fell was one meter in diameter. It has now fallen into the sea. The friction temperature with the atmosphere is over 800 degrees, which is exactly zero with the predicted temperature. It has no impact on the ocean or any living things."
"Yeah." After listening to his subordinates' report, the leader nodded with satisfaction: "Everything is as I expected."
"Oh, it's the captain of the hospital!" someone suddenly shouted.
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"The meteorite that was thought to have burned up after entering the atmosphere at 8:32 is still intact!" The subordinate said hurriedly: "The mass and capacity have not changed at all!"
"? Are you sure?" The captain of the hospital frowned and asked, "Complete the energy analysis within two seconds!"
"Yes! Switch the screen immediately!" As he spoke, monitoring and analysis data appeared on the screen.
"Ah! More than 1.3 million lightning bolts, oh no, 1.31 million times more powerful! And it's still getting stronger! Hurry up! 1.39 million! 1.4 million..."
As the data gradually increased, everyone present became a little panicked.
"The concentration of Wanderly is as high as 8546 PPN, and the core light pulse is negative 0.785 CAD energy."
"The energy light wave test is at the maximum level! The explosion power is P point P light speed! P light belongs to the super blizzard level!"
"Circular parallel movement is 8792, codenamed H1K1!"
While they were feeling nervous, Mingxu and the others had already fished the thing out. Mingxu even tried it out and found no reaction, so he let Xiaoxin pick it up.
Xiaoxin played with this thing as if it were a ball, and actually threw it out as if it were a flying saucer.
"Xiaobai, pick it up!"
"Woof~" Xiaobai chased in the direction of the flying saucer, only to find that it stopped halfway and then flew back in the direction of Xiaoxin.
"Woof!" Xiaobai became alert. This thing seemed to be dangerous! Without thinking, he ran towards Xiaoxin.
"? What is that?" Mingxu looked up when he heard Xiaobai's cry, and found that some unknown things were sticking out of the flying saucer-like thing and it was approaching Xiaoxin. Xiaobai was also running towards this side desperately.
"As a brother, how can I let you hurt my family." Mingxu pulled Xiaoxin behind him. Although he didn't know what was in front of him, since he felt extreme danger, he decided to use his ultimate move!
Without thinking, he summoned the Sui Xin Iron and transformed it into a light shield that wrapped the things in front of him.
"? This thing contains huge energy, will it explode??? The power of the explosion is enough to turn the entire earth into slag???" Mingxu's eyes widened when he received the message from Sui Xintie. No, it's just a thing picked up at the beach, how could it be so dangerous?
Such a small thing can blow up the earth. Its power is too terrifying. If it had exploded when he touched it just now, Mingxu shuddered all over when he thought of it. He broke out in a cold sweat. It was too dangerous.
"What's wrong, Xiaoxu?" Xiaoxin asked puzzledly, looking at Mingxu who was sweating profusely beside him, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"..It's okay, Xiaoxin, take Xiaobai to mom and dad first, I'll come over later." Mingxu came back to his senses, looked at Xiaoxin and said softly.
"Ah? Why? What happened?" Xiao Xinyan was stunned for a moment, scratched his head in confusion, looked at Mingxu and asked: "Is this thing dangerous? Why is it wrapped up?"
"Don't worry about this. Hey, look, there's a big sister in a swimsuit over there. Her breasts are so big." Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin and suddenly pointed in a direction and said to Xiaoxin.
"Ah? Where is it?" Xiao Xin was stunned and turned to look over.
"It's over there, hurry over!" Mingxu pushed Xiaoxin and Xiaoxin ran over subconsciously. However, from the fact that he kept looking back from time to time, it seemed that the boy had noticed something and just didn't want to make Xiaoxu worry.
Xiaobai looked at Mingxu worriedly and didn't want to leave.
"Xiaobai, it's okay, go find Xiaoxin first." Mingxu patted Xiaobai and asked him to leave, but Xiaobai shook his head and didn't want to leave.
"You are so stubborn." Looking at Xiaobai's expression, Mingxu shook his head.
Turning to look at the bomb in the light ball, Mingxu connected it with Xintie.
"Can you detonate this bomb without affecting the surrounding environment?"
The ball of light shook, and a message came into Mingxu's mind.
"? You could have told me earlier. You made me worry." Mingxu was stunned when he received the news. The corner of his mouth twitched and he was speechless.
What he just received was that the Sui Xin Iron could absorb the energy contained in the bomb, but during the period of absorption, Mingxu would not be able to use the Sui Xin Iron.
"I don't think we'll encounter any particular crises during this period, so thank you for your help." Looking at the ball of light in front of him, Mingxu nodded.
The ball of light flashed in front of Mingxu's eyes, and then disappeared with the bomb. Mingxu felt it return to his arms and seemed to have fallen into a deep sleep. It seemed that it was absorbing the energy in the bomb.
"But at least the crisis has been resolved." After solving this problem, Mingxu took Xiaobai to find Xiaoxin in the crowd.
Xiaoxin also seemed absent-minded, but the moment he saw the smile on Mingxu's face, he also smiled and happily started chatting with the older sister on the beach.
Meisai and Hiroshi were still snuggling together, looking at the sea view.
Inside the International Space Monitoring Base, they were stunned, staring at the screen in confusion. The energy could no longer be detected, as if it had never existed in the first place.
"What happened? Was it a misjudgment just now?" The captain of the hospital was stunned when he looked at the data on the screen, then turned to his subordinates and asked.
"No, it seems to be blocked by something. No, that's not it. It seems that, inadvertently, this energy was dissipated." The subordinate looked at the data and said uncertainly.
"How is this possible! Such a powerful energy! Check, check for me!" the captain of the hospital shouted, but as they continued to investigate, the energy seemed to have really disappeared out of thin air, without any trace at all.
However, during their investigation, they accidentally encountered the terrorist group Zero Beard Opera Troupe. Filled with anger, they wiped out the terrorist group.
A crisis was resolved invisibly.
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