In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 473: Blowing Arrows to Decide the Victory

On Sunday, Guangzhi lay at home doing nothing. He would pick his nose a few times and then blow it with his hands.

Mingxu was sitting aside reading a book. When he saw Guangzhi's actions, his mouth twitched: "Dad, don't be like this. It's a bit disgusting. Haven't you noticed that Xiaokui is getting further and further away from you?"

"Ah?" Guangzhi subconsciously looked over when he heard that, and found that Xiaokui had shrunk into the corner, looking at him with disgust.

"Uh..." Guangzhi suddenly felt extremely embarrassed.

"Dad, you look like you're very idle." Shin-chan walked over and asked after seeing Guangzhi lying on the ground.

"Since it's vacation, of course I have to relax a bit." As he spoke, Guangzhi subconsciously wanted to pick his nose again, but when he remembered Xiaokui's disdainful look, he quickly stopped what he was doing.

"In that case, Dad, please play with me. Xiaoxu hasn't played with me recently." Xiaoxin immediately started to act coquettishly and cutely.

"Ah, I..." Guangzhi was about to refuse, but Xiaoxin interrupted him immediately: "Just take this." Xiaoxin took out a fan with a little red dot on it.

"Where did you get this fan?" Mingxu was a little puzzled. Such a thing should not exist now, right?

"Ah? This fan was originally white. I wanted to draw a sun before, but I didn't draw it well, so this red dot appeared." Shin-chan spread his hands and explained.

"Oh, so that's how it is." Everyone nodded, looking as if they understood.

"Oh, just hold this, right?" Guangzhi didn't think it was a big deal, nodded, took it, put it under his chin, and pretended to be holding a pipa half-covering his face.

"Dad, be serious. Everyone here is a child." Mingxu rolled his eyes at him.

"Uh... hehe." Guangzhi smiled awkwardly.

"Okay, that's it. But it might be a little dangerous near your face." As he spoke, in Hiroshi's confused gaze, Shinnosuke raised the bamboo tube in his hand and blew hard at Hiroshi.

"Wait, wait a minute! Hashibean sack!" Guangzhi was shocked. You didn't say you wanted to play with this! But it was too late. Xiaoxin had already blown the dart towards this side.

"Duang~" An eraser bounced off the paper arrow that Shin-chan blew over.

"Phew~ I'm saved, thank you, Xiaoxu." Guangzhi watched Mingxu flick an eraser towards him and flick the arrow away in front of his face, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ah! Xiaoxu, you are so deceitful, I almost hit you!" Xiaoxin puffed up his face when he saw this.

"Bullshit, Xiaoxin, I remember telling you when I bought this for you that you can't blow this arrow towards someone else's face!" Mingxu rolled his eyes at Xiaoxin.

"Um...this..." Xiaoxin suddenly looked around, it was obvious that he had forgotten it just now.

"Fortunately, this arrow is made of paper. If it were real, wouldn't you get hurt if you pointed it at someone?"

"Xiao Xu, you are so stupid. Really, I won't brag to others." Xiao Xin waved his hands.

"Oh, so if it's fake you will brag to others?" Mingxu stared at Xiaoxin and said slowly.

"..Xiao Xu, you cheated me!" Xiao Xin immediately started to make trouble unreasonably.

"What the hell! Shin-chan! Even if this is just a toy blowgun, you can't blow it at people! This is also very dangerous!" Meisai also saw Mingxu teaching Shin-chan a lesson, and ran out and shouted again.

"Oh~" Shin-chan curled his lips when he saw Misae coming out.

"It turns out to be made of paper. I was so scared." Guangzhi picked up the arrow on the ground, squeezed it in his hand, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where is the archery target with scores on it?" Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin and asked in confusion. There was obviously an archery target, so why would he use this as a target? Otherwise, he would have stopped this kid just now.

"That, that one is broken." Shin-chan spread his hands, then took out the target from the toy box and put it on the ground.

"It's okay, just stick some tape on it and it will be usable." Looking at the crack on the target on the ground, Meiya said, the target is made of paper anyway, so just stick some tape on it and it will be fine.

"Husband or Xiaoxu, one of you can help Xiaoxin fix it." Meiya gave orders to the two of them.

"Yes~" the two nodded.

Then I took some tape and stuck it on the torn place on the target, and it didn't look so obvious.

Then hang the target on the wall. There happened to be a nail there, which was quite suitable for fixing the target.

"That's it." Guangzhi nodded with satisfaction: "Xiao Xin, you come and try blowing it."

"Dad, is it too high?" Mingxu looked at the height of the two people, then looked at the height of the target, and looked at Guangzhi helplessly.

"Uh...that shouldn't be the case, right? Let's try it first. Come on, Shin-chan." Guangzhi scratched his head.

"Okay~" Xiaoxin nodded, then picked up the blowgun and blew hard at the target, but it was obvious that he didn't aim well, and the arrow didn't even hit the target, but hit the wall directly and fell down.

"Try blowing it up a little bit more." Guangzhi couldn't help but complain when he saw this.

"Okay~ Is that so~" Xiao Xin said and blew again, but this time he blew too high, far above the height of the target.

"It seems that height has no effect on this thing." Mingxu spread his hands and said, he was wrong this time.

"You have to blow it down a little bit. Move the blowpipe down a little bit." Meiya walked out of the kitchen and wiped her hands on her apron.

"Huh~" Xiao Xin obediently blew again, this time it was even more exaggerated, almost blowing it to the floor.

"This won't work. You need to use some of your stomach strength when blowing!" Guangzhi said again.

Xiao Xinwen took a deep breath and held it, and was about to blow it out.

"Bang~" a fart came out, and the breath was immediately released.

“…” Everyone present was speechless. Good boy, if you can’t vent your anger above, just vent it from below.

"This is too much force." Guangzhi said helplessly.

"Let me try." Mingxu took the blowpipe from Xiaoxin's hand and blew hard at the center of the target.

"Bang!" It hit the bull's eye.

"It seems that it is not that difficult." Mingxu raised his head proudly when he saw this.

"Xiao Xu is so awesome." Xiao Xin shouted.

"Ah!" Xiaokui also clapped and cheered.

"Let me try it too." Meiya became interested. She took the blowgun and pointed it at the target. When she felt she had aimed it right, she blew hard and hit the circle around the center of the bull's eye, which was worth 40 points.

"Oh~ Mom is so awesome too." Mingxu clapped his hands.

"Yes."

"It turns out that I need to use the power of my stomach." Meiya said while touching her belly.

"It really deserves to have three tires!" Xiaoxin suddenly became naughty.

"What words!"

"Okay, I'll join in too!" Seeing that everyone was having fun, Guangzhi also became interested. He took the blowgun, aimed at the bull's eye and blew hard, hitting the bull's eye!

"Wow, Dad is so awesome." The three children shouted together. Of course, Xiaokui shouted "Eagle".

"Hehe, it's nothing." Guangzhi said with a smile, but Meiya behind him puffed up her cheeks, thinking how could she lose to Guangzhi!

"Really? Maybe it was just a coincidence!"

"Hehe, you are not willing to give in." Guangzhi laughed when he saw Meiya's expression.

"What are you talking about! This kind of thing can only be known after multiple experiments!" It was obvious that Meiya was really unwilling to give up.

"Then let's give it a try." Xiao Xin fanned the flames, and sparks flew between the two people's eyes.

"Hiss, there are really sparks?" Mingxu's mouth twitched as he looked at Xiaoxin who was holding a lighter in the middle of them.

"..."

"Then let's compete!"

"Five times decide the outcome!"

"no problem!"

"If I win, I'll buy you a piece of clothing!" Meiya proposed a condition: "If you win, you'll buy me a big bottle of beer."

"...It seems like the rewards are not equal." Mingxu said, touching his chin.

"That's right!" Guangzhi nodded and said, "The price difference between a piece of clothing and beer is too big!"

"Hehe, you don't have the confidence to beat me." Meiya curled the corners of her mouth, deliberately provoking Guangzhi.

"What did you say!"

"Okay, okay, I'll pay for this competition. The winner will get a piece of clothing for mom and a golf club for dad." Mingxu raised his hand.

"this.."

"Okay! Let's compete!" Guangzhi's style suddenly changed.

"It turns out that the style of painting can really change..." Mingxu's mouth twitched as he looked at Guangzhi in front of him.

"Then you choose who will play first, and then start the game. The one with the highest total score wins." After Mingxu said this, he sat with Xiaoxin and Xiaokui and watched them start the game.

After playing rock-paper-scissors, Misaya let Hiroshi go out first.

"Tsk~ It's better to strike first!" Guangzhi picked up the blowpipe, stood within the line they designated, and prepared to blow.

"Wait a moment!"

"..what."

"Your foot is out of the line!" Meiya pointed at Guangzhi's foot. Guangzhi looked down and saw that his foot was indeed on the line. The corner of his mouth twitched and he said speechlessly: "What's the big deal!"

"No, this would be a foul in the Olympics!"

"Yes, yes~" Guangzhi shook his head, took a step back, then aimed again, blew it out, and hit the bull's eye.

"Dad is ahead by 50 points." Mingxu shouted.

"..." Meiya, who had been trying to influence Guangzhi, was speechless. As a result, she blew the tube, aimed at the target, and blew hard. Her score was not that high and she only got five points.

"Fifty to five, Dad is in the lead." Mingxu announced the results of the first round.

"Oh wow, what's wrong with you~ Meiya~" Guangzhi suddenly grinned.

"This is only the first round, why are you so proud?"

"You are no match for me. Just wait and see. I'll show you how I never miss a shot!" As Guangzhi said this, his tone changed. Even when Shin-chan wanted to tickle him, he glared at him.

Seeing this, Mei Ya secretly used a hair to make Xiao Kui sneeze, and this time Guang Zhi blew the wrong air and got zero points in the second round.

“..Mom, is this really okay...?” Mingxu looked at Meiya speechlessly.

"Who can control sneezing?" Mei Ya said proudly.

"That doesn't count!"

"How can it not count!"

"Okay, let's start, Mom."

"it is good!"

Now Meiya blew up to twenty.

"Fifty to twenty-five, Dad is ahead."

Then Hiroshi also blew it to twenty, and Miya blew it to thirty.

"Seventy to fifty-five. Dad is still in the lead." Mingxu continued.

"Watch me!" Guangzhi blew out 20 points in the fourth round.

Meiya is 30 points.

"Ninety to eighty-five, Dad is still ahead."

In the last round, Guangzhi blew forty: "Great, now you can't beat me without fifty!" Guangzhi said proudly.

"hateful!"

"The result is imaginable. Hahaha! Golf club, here I come~" Guangzhi said proudly.

"Dad, don't open the champagne at halftime~" Mingxu glanced at Guangzhi and said.

"..."

Then Misae started to aim, and with the help of Shin-chan, she really blew out 50 points.

"One hundred and thirty to one hundred and thirty-five, Mom won with a slight advantage! The game is over, congratulations to Mom." Mingxu shouted after seeing the result.

"I lost..." Guangzhi looked incredulous.

"I won!" Meiya shouted excitedly.

"I said it's not a good idea to open champagne at halftime~" Mingxu spread his hands.

Later that evening, the family went to buy a piece of clothing for Meiya, and Mingxu paid for it.

Guangzhi: (T＿T) My golf club, woooooooo~