Chapter 42 I'm going to call the police
Chapter 42 I'm going to call the police
"Brother Ranma, what are you hiding, didn't you just have a good time?"
Haruto Saotome shouted cheerfully to her cousin who was running up to the top of the tree and refused to come down, "We are not some scourge, come down."
"I don't want it!" Ranma shook his head vigorously while hugging the branches, pointed at the tall man beside his brother with grief and anger, and shouted, "Why is it a man!"
Qingli rubbed her face distressedly, "Oh——Brother Ranma, are your thoughts so traditional?"
"You didn't tell me you were a man!"
"But Brother Ranma, you didn't even ask."
Listening to their conversation, Gojo Satoru, who was standing under the tree with one hand in his pocket, was curious, "What did you tell him?"
"It's nothing. Brother Ranma is very interested in my love life. I said that I was dating a super beautiful woman. He misunderstood."
Thinking of this, Qingli couldn't help laughing, did he describe it wrong?Absolutely not.
Who said male beauties are not beauties?
"Alas--!!"
Seeing his cousin's malicious smile, Zaotome Ranma felt terrified, and seeing the scene of the two standing together intimately, he felt a sense of vicissitudes.
Anyway, that is the cousin I watched growing up. Even though their ages are almost the same, it is still very uncomfortable to see him being abducted by other people!What's more, the object is still a man!
"Brother Ranma still doesn't want to come down? Then I can only call Sister Qian to pick you up."
After all, Qingli was about to take out her mobile phone and call Tian Daoqian who was still shopping in a clothing store on the other street. Seeing his actions, Ranma was shocked, and immediately jumped down from the tree to snatch his mobile phone.
However, before he got close to the other party, he was kicked by a sudden kick, and hit the tree trunk with a bang.
Standing in front of him was a huge panda, which gasped out two thick breaths to express its dissatisfaction, then stepped forward to pick up the stunned messy horse, and nodded to Qingli.
"Oh, uncle, it's great that you're here, please take Brother Ranma back to the dojo, I may go back later."
Seeing this, Qingli immediately put on a joyful expression. She has long been familiar with the way the two father and son get along, and it can even be said that they are happy to hear it.
"Oh, that's right, this is the dim sum I bought with Brother Ranma just now. Uncle, you can take it back together and let Uncle Tiandao and sisters have a taste."
He graciously hung the big and small bags in his hand on the paws of Saotome Genma who had turned into a panda. Anyway, more than half of it was paid for by himself, and his cousin could take it back to the Tiandao family before he had time to eat it.
Listening to his nephew's words, Panda Xuanma suddenly burst into tears for some reason, nodded again and left the two with a tragic back.
"That's amazing, is that the curse of the panda drowning spring?"
Looking at the giant panda drifting away under the gaze of passers-by, Gojo Satoru sighed inexplicably.
"It's very interesting every time I watch it, this type of curse."
Qingli withdrew her hand to wave goodbye to her uncle, tilted her head to look at him, and agreed, "That's right, I also think it's amazing, even though it's been a long time, I still can't help but sigh when I transform."
The curse of Curse Spring Township is really amazing!
"Where are you going next?" He asked, looking at the time displayed on his phone.
"Don't look for a coffee shop, we have solved this piece of thousand layers."
Gojo Satoru shook the cake box in his hand, and winked playfully at Haruto.
"It's the first time I bought this, let's try it together."
"Well, how should I put it, sometimes I feel that you are really popular in Xiaoqing."
Sitting in the quiet coffee shop, Gojo Satoru cut out a piece of mille-feuille cake and put it on a paper plate, then handed it to Haruto who was sitting opposite.
Haruto reached out to take the plate and the plastic fork, and replied, "Is there any? No matter how you look at it, you should be more popular, right?"
He ridiculed that "no one can refuse the handsome Gojo Satoru."
"Of course, I'm very confident in my face! No, no, it's getting too far, now I'm talking about you."
Subconsciously proud of himself, Gojo Satoru suddenly came back to his senses and pulled back from his smug state, and began to count the people he met when he was walking with Qingli during this period of time, each of them was more or less close to each other And getting along is very natural, no less than his boyfriend himself.
"The relationship between you and them is too good, especially the girl from last time, what is your attitude towards me?"
"You still remember this, Xiaomei didn't do it on purpose."
Qingli was helpless, the two clearly hadn't met a few times, why could he remember it until now.
Gojo Satoru was dissatisfied and protested immediately, "Look, you didn't comfort me first but defended her, obviously I'm your date!"
"Wu, did I say that you look like a vexatious jk."
It was the same last time. It was hard not to let Qingli guess that this person was holding back a big move and waiting for him to jump in. With such a straight bait, it seemed that he had no other choice but to be caught voluntarily.
"I don't care. It's an indisputable fact that you defend her in front of me. I'm going to be jealous."
sunny ""
Speaking of which, what was their initial topic?Why did it become such a strange trend!
Haruto put on a wooden face, "What do you want?"
It's over, the historical dialogue repeats itself, and he can already see the ending.
On the opposite side, Wujo Gojo swallowed the cake in his mouth, and tapped the handle of the fork a few times in the void.
"Even if I told you to keep a distance from them, you would never agree, so I decided—"
Qingli hummed and followed his words.
"What do you decide to do?"
Received his boyfriend's suspicious gaze, Gojo Satoru smiled confidently.
"I decided to take other measures to save my emotional crisis!"
"—is this the method you take?"
Haruto Saotome lowered her head and stared at the little boy in front of her who was not tall enough to reach her waist. He had black hair and green eyes, and his exquisite little face was expressionless. It was supposed to be the first time they met, but it gave him an unreasonable sense of familiarity.
four years old?Still five years old?
This is too small, as expected, he shouldn't have any expectations for Gojo Satoru's brain circuit.
Qingli spoke seriously, and said solemnly, "Wu, although I know that ordinary people's laws may not be able to control conjurers, but I want to remind you that child abduction is illegal."
"I suggest you send him back as soon as possible. You don't want me to go to the police station to catch you."
Hearing this, Gojo Satoru quickly covered his heart, with a pained and aggrieved expression on his face.
"Qing Li, you are so ruthless, this is our child, do you want to abandon him that much?"
Sunny? ? ?
These shocking words almost didn't confuse Qingli on the spot. He looked at the little boy whose face remained unchanged and then at Gojo Satoru who was covered in drama, and couldn't believe his ears.
Qingli asked uncertainly, "What did you just say?"
"I said—" Gojo Satoru looked serious, "Yes, we have a child."
sunny ""
Haruhi's expression twisted for a moment.
"Why can't I remember when I had such a big child?!"
Gojo Gojo pretended to be coy for a while, and said shyly, "I hate it, Xiao Haru, it was that day, that night when we shared the same bed—"
"Shut up." Qingli swiftly raised her hand to cover the man's mouth to prevent him from uttering any shocking words.
Really, if you don't pay attention, you start talking nonsense.
Children can't hear this, even if they don't understand, they can't speak freely.
Not to mention nothing happened to them!No! !
Even if it happened, there would not be such a big child! ! !
Haruto gave him a warning look, and after making sure Gojo Satoru was honest, he took a deep breath and let go.
Then he tried his best to slow down his voice, squatted down and showed a gentle smile to the child.
"Little friend, what's your name? Where are your parents? Will my brother take you to your family?"
Gojo Satoru interjected at the right time, "Hare, you are more like a weird brother who plots evil than me."
Qingli "Wu, no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak."
The black-haired boy seemed a little dull, and he still didn't react after hearing such a bunch of nonsense from them. He first looked back at Gojo Satoru who was standing aside watching the fun, and then slowly looked at Haruhi who had a friendly attitude. .
After thinking for a while, the little boy pointed at Gojo Satoru, and said, "This man said that my father gave me to him, and told me that if I don't go with him, I will take Tsumiki away with me."
Due to his immature age, he could not speak clearly, but Haruhi still understood. The irrelevant and informative words made him startled for a moment, and then quickly turned his head away.
"Gojo Satoru! If you don't send him back, I will call the police!"
"You actually called me by my full name!? You called me by my full name because of him??"
Haruto couldn't stand him anymore, "Is this the point?!"
"Isn't that the point? And I'm not wrong, his irresponsible rogue father did entrust him to me."
After both of them calmed down, Gojo Satoru finally explained, "Do you still remember the zero magic power during the astral body escort mission?"
Qingli suddenly realized, "It's him! No wonder he looks so familiar. Wait, Wu, keep your voice down."
"It's really troublesome, you know."
Gojo Satoru touched the back of his head in compromise, and lowered his voice to briefly explain the follow-up that Haruto didn't know last time.
It is probably because people are dying with good words. The man who made Gojo Satoru suffer is still remembering that he has a son when he is about to die, so please entrust it to him.
But in fact, the behavior of entrusting the child to a stranger like this at will is not very good, especially for a male student like Gojo Satoru who seems to be unreliable.
"In short, that's it. Although he hasn't awakened the spell yet, he can already see the curse spirit. He is a very talented kid."
Gojo Satoru spread out his hands to express that he was not lying, "In this way, the Chanyuan will not give up such a piece of sweet pastry that they have obtained after they know about it."
After listening to this long speech, Qingli understood that it was nothing more than the Yusanjia's nonsense, and as an ordinary wild warlock, he was not very interested.
"I understand the truth"
Qingli frowned slightly.
"But does it have anything to do with you taking people out without authorization?"
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