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Chapter 354: Go to the King to Become Jade



Chapter 354: Go to the King to Become Jade

[Ding, continue answering]

[Ding, congratulations to Tianli Fanes for successfully answering the question]

[Fanes: I choose A, I jump off the Sky Island because I’m insane]

[Ding, Phanes answered incorrectly, penalty is being drawn.]

【Nibelungen: That's the wrong answer】

【Fanes: Shut up!】

【Ying: I didn’t expect it to be an upset again】

[Diakarapian: It seems possible that he would beg for mercy.]

Barbara: Lord Barbatos won't beg for mercy.

Paimon: Barbara is truly devout.

[Ding, please choose one of the following rewards]

[1. Wearing shoes with inhumane design from Mondstadt to Liyue, and not being able to use any travel skills]

2. Serving as a subordinate for the Nibelungen

[Arataki Ichito: What other shoes are more inhumane than these high heels?]

Servant Alechino: I think it's okay.

Phanes: I, a righteous man, would be afraid of this. I choose 1.

[Ding, extracting]

[Ding, Phanes, please wear Kujo Sara's clogs on your left foot and Chihiro's shoes on your right foot and walk from Mondstadt to Liyue.]

Kujo Sara: I don't feel that gettinga are anti-human.

Chiori: Me too.

[Fanes: Why don’t you try wearing one on each foot?]

Luo Yu: Discovery is a very long process.

【Fanes: You were born real.】

【Luo Yu: Hey】

[Ding, start answering]

[Ding, congratulations to Barbara for successfully answering the question]

Barbara: I choose D, other.

[Ding, congratulations to Barbara for answering correctly. Rewards are being drawn.]

Barbara: I told you Lord Barbatos wouldn't beg for mercy.

[Dicarapian: Still has some backbone]

Wendy: Of course, the king is still a god after all (akimbo.jpg)

[Ding, Barbara, please choose one of the following rewards]

【1. Healing ability doubled】

2. A bottle with the aura of the wind god

Barbara: I choose 2.

【Wendy: So he just rubbed a bottle on me】

Barbara: I can now collect one more of Lord Barbatos's things.

[Ding, video continues]

After Wendy finished yelling, her expression immediately changed: "I am pants."

&34;I am a gun&34;

Phanes said, taking Wendy's gun.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

[Ying: It’s really rare to have a Q&A session in the first two seconds of a video.]

【Wendy: Who said it wasn’t?】

[Fanes: I care about what I can get]

【Wendy:+1】

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, I am the same.

[Ding, reward: Phanes Penalty Transfer Card]

[The Penalty Transfer Card can transfer your current penalty to a designated user.]

【Fanes: Good to come】

[Nibelungen: Every wrong has its perpetrator, and I didn't blow up Sky Island.]

Luo Yu: I advise you to think carefully before making a choice. I don't mean anything else, I'm just reminding you.

Phanes took a look at the black spear hanging above his head and chose Nibelungen with great care.

【Nibelungen: Coward】

【Fanes: Suffer the punishment】

[Ding, reward Zhongli with a set of 10,000-year-old golden nanmu tea table and chairs]

[Walnut: This color is really beautiful]

[Ying: This thing is terribly expensive]

[Fanes: I used to have a set of skills]

【Wendy: It’s my turn, it’s my turn】

[Ding, reward: Wendy's passive skill, forced slacking off]

[Forced slacking off, as long as you want to slack off, no one can stop you]

[Wendy: Wow, a great tool for slacking off]

[Diakarapian: This reward is completely unnecessary. It's like he's doing normal work.]

Wendy: Hey

[Ding, the video is about to play, click to become the king and get the jade]

Xingqiu: A name with profound meaning

[Dikarapian: This isn’t a video about me, is it?]

Wendy: Don't think you're the king, okay? Isn't Ahmar also a king?

[Diakarapian: I'm used to it]

The video begins with darkness.

After about a second or two, a pair of blue lights appeared in the center of the screen.

Then, amidst the eerie music, the screen brightened.

Only then did I see clearly

That blue light is Xiao's Nuo mask.

As the camera zoomed out, we could see the Nuo mask hanging among a pile of masks.

[I decided, sew my mouth shut, and speak hoarsely]

[na na na na]

[Vocal cords, na na na na]

The picture turned gray, and the Nuo mask turned into a hideous scarlet.

As the picture returned to normal, four more Nuo masks appeared around the Nuo mask.

Then the four Nuo masks shattered one by one against the red background.

[Walnut: I knew it would be like this]

[Ying: Am I the only one who feels this style is a bit weird?]

[The soul cries, the soul cries and becomes sloppy]

[The people I've met are nothing but those trivial things]

[They are all the stupidest melons, biting and messing around]

After all kinds of absurd and weird transitions, we returned to the weird Nuo mask again.

[Born to like mistakes, stubbornness and brightness bring disaster]

[No one in the Three Realms can read or write me]

[Pull out the tongue and speak, red palm pokes the clear waves]

[No, no, I’m hungry]

[Falling into the mortal personality, rewriting and fading with all my strength]

[Yiyi and noyi, proud moon dancing lightly]

[Goblins, goblins, more]

[But I am also a demon]

[So, one-handed spellcasting, one-handed domination]

[na na na na]

[Nah na na na in the ear]

[Wings are broken while crying]

[The little things that humans always repeat]

[na na na na]

[Break the necklace and throw it down the well, tilt your head and laugh miserably]

Years of fighting drove Xiao mad and gave him a second personality.

He was wearing red clothes, a copper coin mask, and laughing crazily.

[Ying: This is a bit of a mental pollution. Let me ask you, does this really happen when your karma explodes?]

[Fushe: Almost, but my condition isn’t that serious.]

Xiao: The video is a bit exaggerated. I wouldn't be so distorted as to develop a second personality.

[Hu Tao: I feel like we're going to have a big one later.]

[There is so much food in the world]

[I have hands, don't feed me]

[I'm not the only one having fun]

[Only me]

Don't be afraid of me

Xiao sat at the table, and the food in front of him turned into human brain, liver, and intestines after a twist.

Opposite Xiao, the mad man was holding a piece of almond tofu which he saw as his brain and was being handed to him.

[Walnut: Look what I said]

[Ying: I guess almond tofu sales won’t be very good in the next few days]

[Fushe: Anyway, I guess Jin Peng has lost his appetite.]

While everyone was chatting, the screen began to show all kinds of absurd and weird scenes again.

[There are so many real things in the world]

I have hands

[Feed it]

[I'm not the only one who's scared]

[Now I am the only one left, don’t]

Amid the children's laughter and joy, Xiao took off his Nuo mask and returned to normal.

[I carry the meaning of disappearance, carrying my will]

[Glory Habitat taints the broken word "idiot"]

[The vibrant colors remind me of the stubbornness I wrote on each page]

[Never afraid of evil, never afraid of being close, splendor is my will]

[Ten, ten, and then ten more become a story]

[All the drops of blood remain in the Golden Scale Pond, and when they encounter a dragon, they bare their teeth.]

Isn't tomorrow, the day everyone points fingers at you, a gesture?

[Even if the stone is immovable, we must persist in our sincerity]

[Home is where your mouth is sewn]

In the super fast rap, Xiao started fighting with his crazy self.

In the end, Xiao defeated his crazy self and strangled his crazy self by the neck.

[Hu Tao: So the Great Sage Conquering Demons has triumphed over his karmic obstacles.]

Xiao: It’s not that simple.

[The old friend admits defeat and the rotten watermelon]

[Aaaaaaaah]

[]Want to clarify the rules]

[But it is high-definition gray]

[The sun is tired of rising]

[Many legs still kneeling]

[Looks ashamed]

[Ruihe is in a mess]

[Carrying an old schoolbag]

[She is knitting a scarf]

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]


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