Chapter 119 Narcissism
Chapter 119 Narcissism
Flirtatious.
When these four words came out of Qin Liangzhu's mouth, they seemed to have a different meaning. Huang Feng looked him up and down. In any case, he was not "romantic and suave".
It’s not that Qin Liangzhu is ugly. Qin Liangzhu has a face of a scholar from an imperial court. He looks very serious. There seems to be a sharpness between his brows. He is definitely a swordsman.
Cold uncle!
Anyway, "romantic and suave" is definitely not appropriate, but Huang Feng did not say anything to refute it. He still has some emotional intelligence.
After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Qin Liangzhu sat cross-legged and practiced Qigong while Huang Feng stood by to protect them and take a look at the surrounding scenery.
To be honest, the scenery here is really nice.
The maple trees all over the mountains look like they are wearing a big red robe in late autumn. When the mountain wind blows, the maple leaves roll like surging waves, which is very spectacular.
At this moment, Huang Feng couldn't help but feel poetic. He was about to recite a poem, but he found that he had no poetic talent and couldn't utter a word.
It really proves the old saying: You only regret not having enough poetry when you need it; if you don’t work hard in normal times, you will be nothing but brothers under the banner of the Emperor.
"Okay!"
"Brilliant!"
After a long time, Huang Feng finally uttered four words. He had little education and spent all his time seeking medical treatment and pharmacy. In the end, he could only say "awesome" to travel the world.
At this time, Qin Liangzhu had also recovered his physical strength and his Qi was almost recovered. He stood up and said with a smile: "Huang Feng, in this situation, don't you want to recite a poem?"
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This was a sharp criticism, and it directly hit Huang Feng's soft spot. He had not read much and did not have any talent for poetry.
"Commander Qin, you have read a lot, so I'm sure you have a masterpiece in mind."
"Yes." Qin Liangzhu replied frankly.
"In this situation, Qin was indeed inspired to write a poem, and he even came up with a great line. Let me tell you about it slowly."
After that, he took a deep breath and said:
"It is almost late autumn, the maple leaves are as red as blood. The mountain wind is as fierce as a sword, and the handsome guy is here."
what.
Is this Qin Liangzhu’s masterpiece?
Huang Feng could say thousands of such masterpieces in a minute, but he was not so thick-skinned. Sometimes being thick-skinned is also a great skill.
"Huang Feng, what do you think? This poem of Qin's should be quite good."
"Awesome! Awesome! Commander Qin is really amazing, and his words are so natural. He is really awesome."
"Huang Feng, you should also say something! I can't just be the only one who can show off in front of others. If we each write a poem, it will also be a good story."
Ah this!
Huang Feng has no talent for poetry, which really makes it difficult for him.
Oh.
Have it.
He didn't read much and had nothing in his mind, but he could copy, directly plagiarizing other people's poems.
"The stone path is slanting up the cold mountain, and there is a house deep in the white clouds. I stop the car and sit to enjoy the maple forest in the evening, the frosted leaves are redder than the flowers in February."
"What a poem, what a poem!"
Hearing this poem, Qin Liangzhu immediately replied that he considered himself to be an unparalleled poet and naturally knew the three meanings of it. As soon as Huang Feng opened his mouth, he knew that this poem was extraordinary.
However, this poem was not very appropriate to the situation. Qin Liangzhu looked around and did not find any houses. There was no smoke or fire within a hundred miles.
"Huang Feng, the poem is good. But the word 'people' doesn't quite fit the scene. There is no one living within a hundred miles. In my opinion, the word 'people' should be changed to 'handsome guy' or 'handsome boy'."
"There is a handsome guy deep in the white clouds, or there is a handsome guy deep in the white clouds. This sentence is very suitable."
It seems that it would be best if Qin Liangzhu is deep in the white clouds. Only in this way can Qin Liangzhu be satisfied.
"That's enough." Huang Feng said with a smile.
"Commander Qin, I haven't read much, so I don't have your poetic talent. I have racked my brains and it's a blessing that I can come up with one or two lines."
It does!
Qin Liangzhu deeply agrees with this statement. If Huang Feng wants to have a poetic talent like him, he needs to practice more.
After a few breaths, Qin Liangzhu asked again: "Huang Feng, what is this stop-the-car-and-sit-and-make-love thing all about? Have you ever tried it? Are there any particular rules?"
Qin Liangzhu is also an experienced driver. He got on the highway immediately after he opened his mouth, and the wheels of the car rolled directly over Huang Feng's face.
Stopping the car and sitting to enjoy the maple forest in the evening is commonly known as having sex in the car.
Huang Feng is an honest man. He never does such things. He just often hears about it, but he has definitely never done it himself.
"Commander Qin, there is no need to be so picky about words. It is just a poem. As the saying goes: Writing is a natural thing, and it is the work of a skilled hand. How would I know this?"
Huang Feng had copied it originally, so he didn't think so much about it, and didn't even think about parking or other people.
"No! No!"
Qin Liangzhu waved his hand and replied: "You can eat whatever you want, but you can't write poetry. You must have done this, otherwise how could you write poetry."
Ah!
Faced with Qin Liangzhu's inquiry, Huang Feng was speechless. He could only change the subject and said, "Commander Qin, we are full and should set off. We should reach the county city as soon as possible."
After saying this, Huang Feng put away the wooden table on the boulder and immediately urged Qin Liangzhu, and the two of them used their Qinggong skills to leave the place.
Along the way, Qin Liangzhu asked from time to time, asking him whether what he did in the maple forest was true and whether it was very comfortable.
Huang Feng was speechless and could only urge him to use his Qinggong skills to the fullest and reach the county town as soon as possible.
The mountain road was originally sparsely populated, and the two left quietly. Few people passed by this road, and most people took the official road. It was easy to encounter monsters on the mountain road. If ordinary people encountered monsters, they would die.
Of course, Huang Feng and Qin Liangzhu are not ordinary people. They dare to take the mountain road, which is also closer.
After the two of them had been running at full speed for a day and a night, Qin Liangzhu's physical strength and true energy were mostly used up. Now that they were only two or three hundred miles away from Fenglin County, Huang Feng asked him to stop.
After some rest, the two of them will be able to reach the county town tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, Qin Liangzhu refused. He said, "I am worried that someone will ambush here. This is the only way to enter Fenglin County. If we take a detour, we will have to walk at least a thousand miles more."
"No problem!" Huang Feng replied calmly.
"Let them come! Anyway, they will show up after receiving the reward from the Zhu family. Why not kill them now to deter the villains? Then the Zhu family will not dare to look down on us and pay the reward obediently."
It must be said that Huang Feng was a man of great skill and courage. He was not afraid of being besieged by others. He was also not afraid of the innate strong coming to snatch Li Chufeng's body.
Ok.
Qin Liangzhu believed that he could not intervene in the battle between the innate masters, and he was lucky to escape with his life. At present, most of his physical strength and true energy were consumed, and he would not even have the strength to escape, so it would be better to stop and rest.
Huang Feng probably saw this and asked him to stop. Some people can make others feel their kindness even if they don't say it out loud.
Huang Feng is such a person, he never talks about false benevolence and righteousness, he just does it.
After thinking for a while, Qin Liangzhu agreed. Huang Feng took out the good wine and food from the storage bag, and the two began to eat. The two seemed to be reincarnated from starving ghosts, eating and drinking a lot, and the food was already finished.
At this time, Qin Liangzhu stared at him without saying a word.
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Huang Feng smiled and said, "Commander Qin, don't drink too much of that tea, or you'll become too pale, which is a bit inappropriate."
"That's wrong!" Qin Liangzhu replied.
"Huang Feng, I am a romantic and suave person, but my face is not white enough because I have practiced martial arts for many years and have been exposed to the sun and rain. This thing is very useful to me."
Fine.
In this case, Huang Feng will give him a pot. If Qin Liangzhu becomes a pretty boy by then, don't blame him.
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