Chapter 271: Drink white porridge!
Chapter 271: Drink white porridge!
The three of them walked out of the theater. It was already evening. In order to buy time for Fyodor to arrive, Zhao Ruoming suggested, "Do you want to go get something to eat?"
Duan Ye was just about to accept the offer, but then he remembered that there was another person beside him, Du Honggen. He immediately turned to Du Honggen and said, "Xiao Ming and I are going to eat something. Xiao Hong, are you coming?"
In a corner where Zhao Ruoming couldn't see, Duan Ye winked at Du Honggen, and the words "crazy suggestion" were almost written on his face.
Du Honggen didn't seem to understand Duan Ye's hint. He nodded, indicating to the two that he wanted to go too.
Duan Ye's face suddenly became as long as a donkey's, and with his hairstyle, it really looked like the Milky Way falling from the sky.
Zhao Ruoming took out his phone and started searching for restaurants nearby. Du Honggen didn't have much money, so he couldn't find a restaurant that was too expensive. Fortunately, the cinema was near a commercial district, and there were restaurants of all prices.
Zhao Ruoming searched for a long time, and felt that he was so hungry that he wanted to eat everything he saw. He moved the phone screen in front of Du Honggen and said, "Xiaohong, you order, I'll eat anything."
Duan Ye was busy sulking, and when he saw this, he started to pick a fight and said, "Why are you showing it to her? She has never been here before, so I should be the one to find her!"
Zhao Ruoming thought about suspending Duan Ye’s bank card when he got home, to prevent his silly son from causing trouble.
After Duan Ye finished speaking, he put his dog head in front of Du Honggen and squeezed with her to look at Zhao Ruoming's phone. The two heads were very close, and at first glance, they looked a little like a young couple.
After Zhao Ruoming had figured out the card suspension issue, he looked up and saw this scene. His breathing stopped and he almost fainted.
Oh my god! I’m binging!!!
My CP is real!
Zhao Ruoming was so delighted that she even forgot about stopping Duan Ye's pocket money. She was about to ask 203 to record this scene as a milestone of the great success of the mission, when she saw Du Honggen shrink his head, take a step back, and then, he sneezed loudly!
Zhao Ruoming hurried forward, patted Du Honggen on the shoulder, and asked nervously, "What's wrong? Did you catch a cold?"
Du Honggen glanced at Zhao Ruoming, shook his head, and quietly pointed at Duan Ye.
What happened to Danye?
Zhao Ruoming was confused. He turned around and glanced at Duan Ye, only to see Duan Ye himself looking excited: "Xiaohong? Do you have a cold? If you have a cold, don't eat out. I'll take you to the hospital."
Zhao Ruoming wanted to kick Duan Ye - go to your grandfather's hospital! Du Honggen went to the hospital, who will Fyodor beat you for? He can't just show it to me!
Du Honggen quickly shook his head, avoiding Duan Ye and quickly sent a few signs to Zhao Ruoming: [No cold. The smell of Duan Ye is too irritating.]
"What's the smell on Duan Ye?" Zhao Ruoming asked 203 in confusion. She had just sat next to Duan Ye and didn't smell anything strange.
203's silver light flashed: "Duan Ye smells of nicotine, which will affect the host's health, so I filtered it for you. I failed to consider Du Honggen. It's my fault."
Smell of cigarettes? I almost forgot about it. Duan Ye was a heavy smoker. Zhao Ruoming saw him smoking on the first day he came. But since then, I have never smelled cigarettes on him again. I thought Duan Ye had changed his ways and quit smoking, but I didn't expect that 203 was the reason for this.
Zhao Ruoming frowned and said, "Tongzi Dad, please remove the filter for a second so that I can see what it smells like. How did Duan Ye smoke Xiaohong like this?"
203 quickly removed the filter for a moment, and at that moment, Zhao Ruoming was almost knocked over by the smell on Duan Ye!
It was a very...rich taste.
When going out on a date (as Duan Ye thought), one must naturally spray perfume. Duan Ye carefully sprayed cologne on his body and put mint candy in his mouth, which mixed with the smell of cigarettes that had been soaking in his body for many years, was so charming.
It is true that the cigarettes that Duan Ye smoked were all good ones, but shit with a golden border is still shit, and the nicotine in good cigarettes is not healthier, more fragrant, or more pure than cheap cigarettes. In a word, for non-smokers, it is still a disaster!
Du Honggen restrained herself from sneezing until now, which showed that she was being extremely cautious and considerate of her boss's face.
Zhao Ruoming said gratefully, "Tongzi Dad, no one will ever be more attentive than you. If I were to live under the same roof and smell this smell every day, I would lose fifty years of my life."
203 said with a smile: "It's not that exaggerated, is it? I just did something insignificant."
Zhao Ruoming said: "What I mean is that I can't help but beat Duan Ye to death in advance, so that he can live 50 years less."
203: "."
Duan Ye snorted, "What are you two mumbling about? What are you going to eat?"
Zhao Ruoming glanced at Du Honggen.
Du Honggen hesitated for a moment and pointed to a porridge shop to Zhao Ruoming.
Drink porridge? Zhao Ruoming was so hungry that she could eat Duan Ye raw. Such a soft and light taste was not really to her liking. But Zhao Ruoming thought again, Duan Ye would be beaten later, so eating some liquid food would not make him vomit easily. This was quite convenient.
Zhao Ruoming nodded and said to Duan Ye, "How about drinking porridge?"
"Drink porridge?" Duan Ye was almost laughing out of anger. He was a staunch meat eater and didn't even drink porridge at home! "How can you drink porridge when you go out to watch a movie? You're not a toothless old lady. Du Honggen, if you want to drink porridge, go drink it yourself. Xiao Ming, let's go eat seafood!" He was about to come up and pull Zhao Ruoming.
The heroine must watch Duan Ye get beaten up, and must not be separated from them. Zhao Ruoming coaxed, "I don't like seafood."
Duan Ye grabbed Zhao Ruoming's sleeve and unconsciously said as if he was playing tricks on Duan Hongji: "How about we go have barbecue? There won't be any outsiders this time, just the two of us." It was obvious that he was still upset about the slap he got in the face while eating meat last time.
Watching the two people pulling each other, Du Honggen slightly frowned his delicate eyebrows, moved his fingers, and sent a few words to Duan Ye.
Duan Ye was still arguing with Zhao Ruoming when he heard his cell phone ring. He took a look at it. After taking a look, Duan Ye suddenly stopped moving.
Duan Ye pursed his lips and suddenly lost his temper: "Okay, drink porridge. I love porridge the most!"
Zhao Ruoming asked curiously, "What happened to Duan Ye?"
"Du Honggen sent a message to Duan Ye." 203 monitored Duan Ye's communication records and reported.
"What information?!" Zhao Ruoming was pleasantly surprised. Duan Ye was not convinced by Duan Hongji, so how could Du Honggen's words work so well on Duan Ye? Could it be that God blessed Zhao Ruoming, and the love between Duan Ye and Du Honggen finally came to fruition?
real or fake?
203: "Du Honggen said to Duan Ye: 'When I was sleeping, I heard Ming's stomach growling, and he muttered that he hadn't eaten all day. Drinking porridge will be better for his stomach.'"
Zhao Ruoming: “.”
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