Chapter 201 Poor Little Green (2 chapters in 1)
Chapter 201 Poor Little Green (2 chapters in 1)
If Theodore or Jiang Huiyi could stick their heads into the window of the guard room, they would see a rather horrifying scene.
The body of "Uncle Lu" who had been talking to them was completely empty below the shoulders.
Yes, this talkative Mr. Lu, who has an extraordinary memory, superb photography skills, and is very talkative, is actually made up of only a head, an arm, and a shoulder.
Even under the other person's white beard, there was neither tongue nor teeth, and the sound came out of the crude lips like an empty trumpet.
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Such a scene was undoubtedly quite embarrassing, and it could be called an unprecedented spectacle in the world, but it was also a last resort. After all, the Great Supervisory Organization's food supply was blocked, and it could only go out but not in, and its energy was limited, and creating a human out of thin air was the most energy-consuming.
The green system received Zhao Ruoming's imperial edict, asking it to delay Jiang Huiyi for a while. Once Zhao Ruoming had dealt with Feng Baobao's matter, it would naturally come here immediately.
Detaining Jiang Huiyi was of course a simple task, the only problem was that there was no one.
Theodore drove the car like a hearse drifting, even if Zhao Ruoming notified Duan Chengfang to block him, he would not be able to catch up. As for the other idlers, there was no hope.
Little Green couldn't just grab a random passerby and cast his spirit on him - it wasn't like he was tired of living. As a last resort, he had to contact the rest of the brothers and sisters of the Great Supervision Organization, asking them to share the resources and crowdfund a body.
The nine systems worked together for a long time, scrimping and borrowing, and finally raised one-fifth of a human body. The green system had no choice but to bite the bullet and go into battle with this fifth of a human being, performing a show.
Of course, the Green System acted quite well. Its acting skills were better than those of 203 and 584 combined. It successfully fooled both Jiang Huiyi and Theodore, and made an outstanding contribution to Zhao Ruoming's quick journey from scratch to becoming a loving widower.
But at this moment, Xiaolu, who had made great contributions, was numb.
Because it has such a small body, the only movement it can make is to stick its head out of the window and at most extend one hand - no more! It only has one arm!
This also means that when Jiang Huiyi suddenly ran away at lightning speed, the green system could only watch in amazement, but could not chase after her and bring the woman back!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! What should I do? What should I do?
My godfather has also prepared a whole package of affectionate tactics!
How come people are driven away by it?
According to Jiang Huiyi's character of never giving up and making trouble, shouldn't she rack her brains to find a way to get into the park?
Did the adoptive father's plan succeed? Did Jiang Huiyi no longer love the adoptive father? Did she lose interest and leave?
This is not right either!
The green system took a look at its own task panel, which seemed to be jumping wildly at the moment, with task records and task error records interlaced and running in parallel, shaking as if the accelerator was stepped on!
The system can never truly empathize with humans, but at this moment, the green system rarely felt a feeling called being struck by lightning.
The green system glanced at Theodore again.
It knows this guy, he's its adoptive father's godson, so he's its competitor.
Why is he here?
Those who should stay don’t stay, and those who shouldn’t come come!
The green system was worried, and it was so obvious that even Theodore could see it.
Theodore raised his eyebrows slightly, and a dark light flashed in his eyes: "Uncle Lu, you seem to be in a hurry?"
The green system is of course anxious. If all the plans prepared by her adoptive father are scrapped, Jiang Huiyi doesn't know when it will take for her to completely give up - the nine of them really can't hold on for much longer!
When humans are in desperate situations, they can often burst out with the light of wisdom and turn the tide.
The green system at this moment can barely be considered as 0.2 people. It calmed itself down and thought for a while with sparks and lightning.
No matter what, we must get Jiang Huiyi back first. We cannot mess up our foster father's mission.
It has to get out of here first.
The green system thought quickly, and the system core, which had never been very flexible, came up with a lie on the spur of the moment.
Uncle Lu's expression changed and he said, "Of course I'm anxious! Why don't you leave?"
Theodore had heard that Orientals were very subtle when they tried to chase guests away, but the old man before him was very straightforward.
Theodore smiled and said, "Sir, why are you so suddenly——"
Uncle Lu interrupted Theodore impatiently: "How can I not be anxious? I want to go to the toilet, but the toilet is in the park - what if you sneak into the park while I go to the toilet?"
So that's it. Theodore smiled and looked very good-tempered: "In that case, I'll leave first. Actually, there's nothing to see in this garden. I just came here to take a look because I was bored."
Having said that, Theodore actually turned around and left without looking back.
The green system had no time to pay attention to whether Theodore had really left. It checked its surroundings and, after making sure no one was looking at it, it suddenly disappeared.
It will take time to get Jiang Huiyi back... Or why don't we ask our foster father not to come over first and wait until we finish what's going on over there...
The green system originally wanted to connect with Zhao Ruoming to discuss something, but when it looked over, it saw that Zhao Ruoming was already waiting in the garden!
How come you came so quickly!
Is Huangfu Jin a good boss? Can he only last this long after being naughty? This duration is not as long as Jiang Huiyi's madness!
The green system vividly experienced what it meant to go dark before the eyes, and quickly disappeared into the air.
It has to be quick!
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Although the incident involving Huangfu Jin came at a very coincidental time, in fact, it was just a big mistake caused by being out of touch with the times.
Time goes back half an hour.
When Zhao Ruoming heard Feng Baobao calling for help, he rushed to save her. But when he arrived at the scene, he turned pale when he saw the scene.
Canvas, paper, pens, and paint were scattered all over the floor. The entire shooting location looked like a huge and shabby mask, so colorful and lively.
Feng Xiaobao's head and face were covered in paint, and he looked like a little chief from a primitive indigenous tribe in America. At the moment, his eyes were dull, and when he saw Zhao Ruoming, he was so scared that he quickly shrank his head back.
Feng Baobao was not much better, her hair was all messed up, and she looked like a crazy woman. As soon as she saw Zhao Ruoming, she immediately pounced on him!
Baby Feng buried his head in Fu Dongshu's flat chest - hey hey hey, something seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't take care of it anymore - and burst into tears!
"Xiao Shu! Help me! This madman suddenly rushed over and said a lot of weird things to Xiao Bao! He even tried to take Xiao Bao away by force!"
"Wuwuwuwuwuwawa! I went over to try to stop him, but he pushed me to the ground! I fell right onto the paint tray..." Feng Baobao felt so aggrieved that his snot and tears were all over Zhao Ruoming's body. "Look! Look!"
Feng Baobao turned around and showed her buttocks to Zhao Ruoming. She had just sat down on the red paint tray, and now her appearance... Let's put it this way, when she stood there, no one dared to say that she was not related to the monkey.
Zhao Ruoming: “…”
Zhao Ruoming felt his head throb twice.
Zhao Ruoming felt a splitting headache and just hoped that Xiaoluzi could fight back and hold Jiang Huiyi back for a while longer.
Now that it has the script, it should be able to hold on for a while even if it just reads the script, right?
Zhao Ruoming looked at the scene that was comparable to the Third World War, and silently said to himself, "Don't get angry, don't get angry, or you'll get sick. No one can replace you." After trying to calm down, he carefully looked at the scene, hoping to find the culprit Huangfu Jin.
After seeing Huangfu Jin's appearance at this moment, Zhao Ruoming fell silent again.
Who could tell her why Huangfu Jin looked even more frightened and sad than Feng Baobao? What was going on with that expression of having survived a catastrophe?
Why on earth had he suddenly gone mad?
Zhao Ruoming patted the terrified Feng Baobao, put her aside, and then walked in front of Huangfu Jin.
Huangfu Jin was standing there, still looking dazed with his head down. The expensive suit was stained with paint, making him look disheveled.
Zhao Ruoming stepped forward and considered his tone: "Mr. Huangfu Jin, when I asked you to talk to Bao Bao about the contract, I didn't mean to ask you to rob him directly, right?"
Why did the boss's IQ suddenly drop?
Even if he is an outlaw, he can't act like a domineering boss in front of so many cameras in the crew, right?
Huangfu Jin pursed his lips and rarely answered.
Zhao Ruoming became even more impatient, and even suspected that Huangfu Jin had been put under a spell by that bitch Di Wanshu, otherwise why would he look like a saw-mouthed gourd?
Zhao Ruoming frowned and said, "Mr. Huangfu, my artist and I both need an explanation. Your behavior..."
Zhao Ruoming looked around and saw that it was not only Feng Baobao and her son who were frightened. Several other guests and their children also had dazed expressions on their faces, almost frightened to death by the situation before them.
Zhao Ruoming also saw Secretary Lu.
Secretary Lu stood far away, with a very conflicted expression on her face. It was as if Huangfu Jin was a piece of super-realistic feces inlaid with gold and jade. She wanted to get some of the gold on her, but she was also afraid that this lifelike feces was actually real shit and would break her hand.
Secretary Lu hesitated for a long time, but finally resigned himself to fulfilling the duties of a senior secretary. He walked forward and patted Zhao Ruoming on the shoulder on behalf of Huangfu Jin.
Secretary Lu smiled and said, "Ms. Fu Dongshu... this matter is actually a misunderstanding..."
Secretary Lu felt extremely tragic and cursed Huangfu Jin's ancestors a hundred times in his heart.
What is this called!
"Misunderstanding?" Fu Dongshu raised his eyebrows and said with a half-smile, "Unless Mr. Huangfu can provide a written certificate of mental illness issued by a tertiary hospital, I find it hard to believe that this is a misunderstanding."
Secretary Lu couldn't hold it in and almost laughed out loud.
Wait, wait, don't laugh! The boss is still behind you!
Secretary Lu coughed twice, suppressed his smile, and said apologetically: "Actually, this is what happened..."
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Let's not talk about it anymore. In short, this matter was a complete misunderstanding. Zhao Ruoming quickly resolved it and then teleported himself to the park, waiting for the arrival of Jiang Huiyi, the rabbit.
As a result, Xiaoluzi acted as ferociously as a tiger and let Jiang Huiyi run away.
The green system wanted to get things back on track before Zhao Ruoming found out that it had messed up. It must be said that the supervisory organization's system was still quite capable, and the green system had really found a way.
It went straight into Jiang Huiyi's car navigation.
This park is located in a remote area and this is Jiang Huiyi’s first time here, so of course she can only follow the navigation.
In electronic products, the systems of the Vientiane Universe are always successful. The green system successfully penetrated into Jiang Huiyi's navigation and pointed her to another path.
Although the park was deserted, it was once a tourist attraction. In addition to the main gate, there was also a small gate for staff to enter and exit. The green system was ready to lead Jiang Huiyi to the small gate for a desperate fight, oh no, a dying struggle.
God have mercy on us, and may the Creator God bless us!
After completing the navigation, the green system came to the small door again, controlling one-fifth of its body to unlock the rusty old lock on the small door.
The green system was physically disabled but mentally strong, working hard in the air while sweating profusely. Fortunately, this place was sparsely populated, otherwise if someone saw this strange sight, they would probably have nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Man proposes, God disposes. After doing all this, the green system felt that it had done all it could and retracted into Jiang Huiyi's navigation.
Jiang Huiyi walked around in circles, and the more she walked, the more she felt something was wrong.
She regretted that she was so worried when she came here. Her mind was full of Duan Hongji and his Axia, and she didn't even bother to look back the way she came.
Now I can only follow this stupid navigation. This navigation has a kind of beauty of brainstem loss. The main road is on the left, but it firmly directs the car to the right. Jiang Huiyi didn't dare to trust this thing. She tried to drive in the opposite direction once, and it screamed something like "Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way, totally wrong! The great user Ms. Jiang** is lost on her route!"
Jiang Huiyi: “…”
She refreshed the system several times, but the retard navigation system remained the same. Jiang Huiyi was suspicious, but she knew that artificial intelligence would never have bad intentions towards her. After some hesitation, she still followed the navigation system's instructions.
As a result, the road became more and more remote, and the scenery on both sides of the road has almost evolved from "sparsely populated" to "deserted"!
Finally, Jiang Huiyi stopped the car at the destination.
Jiang Huiyi looked at the shabby little door in front of her and the familiar scenery behind the iron fence next to the door, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
This stupid navigation guy kept talking on and on for a long time, but ended up leading her here?
Jiang Huiyi was so angry that she almost laughed.
She didn't want to get off the bus, and even wanted to turn around and leave. But at this moment, her eyes blurred.
Jiang Huiyi blinked and saw that next to the shabby little door, there was an old sign hanging:
[Park staff only passage, please do not lock it]
Was there this sign here just now? Jiang Huiyi was a little doubtful about her memory.
Anyway, the brand can’t just appear out of thin air.
--etc!
This is the small gate of the park, you can also enter from here!
Moreover, this door has no lock!
At the same time, at the main entrance of the park.
Not long after Uncle Lu disappeared, a tall and strong figure emerged from nowhere.
The handsome, exotic young man looked at the empty guard room and smiled.
Then he strode into the park with big strides and without any courtesy.
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