NCCnovel Chapter 117
Chapter 117
Chen Ze doesn’t criticize CP, but he gossips!
After asking Zhongli, Chen Ze decisively answered, and a Banjira came!
"Put it out and take a look! Hu
Tao urged, Chen Ze shook his head decisively!
"It's too heavy. There are so many of us here, so this area is already too heavy. This banjira weighs 9 tons. We will make dumplings when it is released!"
What is dumplings? It means that the whole Qunyu Pavilion turns over and everyone falls down.……
"So heavy?"
"Yes, it’s outrageous. Generally, banjira only weighs a few hundred kilograms.……"
In fact, what is even more outrageous is that the official data seems to say that the average weight of Banjira is 202 kilograms...
It is really crazy...
It is so embarrassing for Banye!
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——【Ding, Yingda answered successfully, answered incorrectly, scored -1, and was randomly punished... After the randomization is completed, please go to Longji Snow Mountain and defeat 300 Qiuqiu Frost Armor King!】
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【Ying Da: What, the emperor doesn’t like a cute girl like me?】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Yingda, who gave you the confidence to think that you are a girl?】
【Fa Nan: Sister, you are not a girl at all!】
【Mandrill: I’ve said it all, don’t rush to answer it……】
【Chen Ze: Wow, Mandrill, it's Mandrill, Mandrill is talking - this voice is from Ying'er, a member of the ordinary chat room!】
【Xiangling:……】
【elf:……】
【Ying Da: No, why am I not a girl?】
【Chen Ze: A girl who is at least three thousand years old?】
【Vananyingda: Kill you!】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Go ahead, I will collect the bodies for you two!】
【Mandrill: Stop making trouble. I finally resurrected you, but are you going to die again?】
【Ying Da: Damn it, I can't beat a human!】
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Ying Da was teleported to Longji Snow Mountain, and this was the first time for people in Tiwat Continent to see this female Yaksha with floating red hair!
"What a King of Qiuqiu, what a piece of rubbish, die!"
But... this girl is very irritable!
She is obviously a royal sister, but she has to say that she is a girl!
But to be more serious, this girl is more like a rich lady, the kind who can be arrogant!
Ying Da directly threw fireballs crazily on the volcano , a beautiful woman in the distance looked here speechlessly, but did not come closer. Yasha was at the level of an immortal, and a mere few hundred ice hill kings were no match for her.
【Yura: Is this the power of an immortal? I made a mess of the snow mountain, I will bear this grudge!】
【Chen Ze: Lord Grudge, I heard that soaking in the cold pool in the snow-capped mountains can make people’s skin better. Is it true?】
【Xiangling: What? Is there such a place?】
【Hutao: Hantan? cold water? Do you want to buy a funeral service? I'm afraid you'll freeze to death there!】
【Yanfei: Wow, I’ve soaked it before, it’s very useful, but it’s too cold!】
【Xiaogong: Really? I want to go too!】
【Kamisato Ayaka: I want it too……】
【Chen Ze: No need for Linghua, your skin is good enough!】
【Kamisato Ayato: / Be alert! how do you know?】
【Chen Ze: All ice-type skins are good, but Mad Chongyun’s skin is the best in Liyue!】
【Chongyun:?】
【Xingqiu: It’s true. When I hugged Chongyun to sleep, his skin was really smooth!】
【Chen Ze:?】
【Chen Ze: No, don’t forget to guide us in terms of love. There are children here!】
【Xingqiu: Who guided me! Chongyun's skin is really good, better than Qiqi's. I've pinched Qiqi's face before!】
【Qiqi: Qiqi, I don’t like it, being pinched, but if Brother Chen Ze wants, I can】
【Chen Ze: Yes, yes, yes! 】
Qiqi ran from the immortal side to Chen Ze, then looked up at Chen Ze, stretched out his face slightly, Chen Ze gently kneaded it, kneaded it into a ball, and then said with satisfaction:"Oh, Qi Qi Qi is so cute, just like the little Tuanque!"
"Really?"
Qiqi squinted her eyes happily. To her, the little bird is the cutest thing.
"Really, Qiqi is the cutest!"
"Well, Qiqi is the cutest!"
Don't flatter her, Qiqi is too lazy to pay attention to it, but Chen Ze flatters her, and Qiqi chooses to believe that in her heart, Chen Ze will not lie to her.
Xiangling hugged Qiqi, and Qiqi bit her fingers Looking at her, a smile appeared on his face. He also had a deep memory of Xiangling and Qiqi! A big sister who can make cool and delicious food!
Well, four or five thousand years old calls a sixteen-year-old girl a big sister. Very normal!
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【Chen Ze: For the last spot, who can take a chance and turn the bicycle into a motorcycle?】
【Kelly: What is a bicycle?】
【Chen Ze: I almost forgot, Ao created a bicycle for children to play with, and I taught Keli how to ride it!】
【Kelly: Yeah! ]
Qiqi looked at Chen Ze eagerly, Chen Ze touched her head and shouted in the chat room
【Chen Ze: There are also Qiqi’s, Yaoyao’s, Diona’s, Zaoyou’s, Dolly’s, and Nasida’s!】
【Nacida: Me too!】
【Chen Ze: There are even children!】
【Nasida:……】
The little grass god on the side looked at Chen Ze speechlessly. She is five hundred years old!
However, she did not dare to say it because Chen Ze, Bian'er Xiangling, was still holding a"little child" who was four or five thousand years old.
Keli was already cheering in the chat room, and Dolly was cheering too. In less than a second, she knew that this would definitely make money. Instead, she would make a lot of money, so she went directly to find Ultron, who wanted a lot. The materials are all imported from her, so Dory and Ultron are familiar with each other.
Not only did the two parties sign a copyright contract in just a moment, but of course after Dolly came out, she rode a little tricycle and was watched with envy by countless children along the way. In less than half an hour, a convoy set off for Liyue and Meng. De, as for Dao's wife, Chen Ze has to send her off.
After the Thunder movie came out, the country-locking order and the eye-hunting order were lifted, and all the eyes of gods were returned to me, but other matters were not dealt with, and full power was given to Yae Shenzi.
Because Lei Qianqian knows that she is a political idiot and has only one political method.
Are you obedient?
Just be obedient, and you will have all the glory, wealth, career, and power. disobedient?
If you don't obey, you'll be killed.
Simple to the extreme
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——【Ding, Xiaogong answered successfully, but the answer is wrong, the points are -1, and the punishment is random... The randomization is completed, please perform"Why are you looking at him lewdly?" You need Xiaogong to invite two assistant guests. The assistant guest performance is over. After that, you can get 1"compensation gift pack"!】
【Xiao Gong: Hahaha, this script is so interesting. I want a boy and a girl, um... Then I’ll choose Chen Ze and Princess Egret!】
【Kamisato Ayaka: Huh? I?】
【Chen Ze: I feel something bad!】
【Xiaogong: Oh, don’t worry, it’s all my lines!】
【Kamisato Ayaka: This script is quite interesting. Thank you very much. I will work hard.】
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With a flash of light, the three people were teleported to the stage. The stage instantly changed and turned into the road to Inazuma Castle.
The show begins!
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【Chen Ze looked at Kamisato Ayaka with a stupid look on his face, and suddenly Xiao Gong came out from the side!】
【Xiaogong pointed at Kamisato Ayaka and shouted to Chen Ze:"Why are you looking at her with such a lecherous look?"
【Then he said to Kamisato Ayaka:"You are not allowed to like him. He is already married to a famous woman and is engaged to me. Even if you don't care, he will not like you.""】
【Chen Ze rolled his eyes at Xiao Gong, and then smiled crazily at Kamisato Ayaka!】
【Kamisato Ayaka was not used to Xiao Gong either:"Bold, you have no control over the eagle, but you are in charge of the chicken. You said I was looking at him with a lecherous look, but it was he who was looking at me with a lewd look!"】
【Chen Ze was so scared that he wanted to explain, but Xiao Gong fired directly at Kamisato Ayaka:"I don't care if you are looking at him lustfully, or he is looking at you lustfully, oh! In short, he is mine. , he only looked at me lustfully, if you like, just look at me!"】
【After saying that, Xiao Gong also pushed Chen Ze behind him, blocking the sight of both parties. Chen Ze was pushed behind him awkwardly, and then he leaned next to Xiao Gong and said,"I have been watching you for decades. , it doesn’t hurt to have one less!"】
【With that said, Chen Ze pushed Xiao Gong away and asked Kamisato Ayaka:"Ah, this girl, what do you want from the God of Thunder?"】
【Xiao Gong squeezed forward directly:"I don't allow you to ask!"】
【Then he pointed at Kamisato Ayaka:"You are not allowed to answer either! Ah!"】
【Kamisato Ayaka looked up to the sky and laughed:"Hahaha, it's a joke, I have to answer, I have something important to find the God of Thunder, where is she?"】
【Xiao Gong stood directly in front of Chen Ze, and then shouted angrily behind him:"Don't say it!"】
【At this moment, Chen Zejian swished behind Xiao Gong and pointed in the direction! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Kamisato Ayaka:"Oh, thank you, please!"】
【Chen Ze shyly replied:"Please!"】
【Xiao Gong immediately became furious:"Please, please!"】
【Chen Ze:"No, if they invite me, I will invite them!"】
【Xiao Gong:"Why does she want to invite you?"】
【Chen Ze felt aggrieved:"How do I know why she invited me?"】
【Xiao Gong cried:"Does she like you?"】
【Chen Ze nodded:"Probably!"】
【Xiao Gong collapsed:"Then do you like her?"】
【Chen Ze's expression suddenly changed:"I don't like her! Xiao Gong!"】
【Xiao Gong went crazy:"Ah, I don't believe it! Humph!"】
【After saying that, Xiao Gong turned around and left!】
【Chen Ze immediately asked:"Hey, Xiao Gong, where are you going?"】
【Xiao Gong’s roar of collapse came from the side:"I’m going to ruin her appearance!"】
【Chen Ze:"Oh...ah!!!"】
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At the end of the performance, countless people were happy!
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【Xingqiu: Chen Ze appears in his true colors!】
【Chongyun: Chen Ze, why are you looking at Kamisato Ayaka with a leering look!】
【Hutao: That’s right, why don’t you look at me lustfully?】
【Chen Ze: Hutao, are you out of your mind? What’s so good about you?】
【walnut:?】
【Xiangling: Hahaha, Hutao, Chen Ze dislikes you!】
【Gan Yu: I don’t know why, but I feel that Xiao Gong is the real character.……】
【Xiaogong: Huh? me? I'm not like this usually, hahaha!】
【Kamisato Ayato: But it’s interesting that my roommate can actually play such a role!】
【Kamisato Ayaka: Please don’t laugh at me!】
【Chen Ze: You may not know how to laugh, but you may not know it if you look at me lewdly!】
【Zaoyu: Oh no, you have the heart but not the courage. The lady invited you to stay at Kamisato’s house several times, but you never dared!】
【Kamisato Ayaka: Hayao!】
【Chen Ze: The little raccoon cat has been talking too much lately. Just wait. When the live broadcast is over, I will go over and stroke you until you are bald!】
【Zaoyou: Wow, Zaoyou knows it’s wrong, please don’t do this, Zaoyou knows it’s wrong……】
Zaoyou gets scared very quickly!
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The Xiaogong Small Theater ended and received unanimous praise from everyone. Of course, many Daozhu's children said that Xiaogong was not as aggressive as the performance, and the adults smiled.
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The plot continues!
【Three portions of the ointment were offered one after another, and finally the third portion caused a vision.】
【Paimon:"Is that the style that mature big sisters like to wear?"】
【Paimon:"Could it be that... the Rock King is actually a big sister?"】
【Zhongli:"Hahaha... maybe"】
【Zhongli:"There are thousands of incarnations of Emperor Yanwang. Maybe there really is such an image."】
【Paimon:"It's a pity that we have only seen that particularly huge dragon form, and…"】
【Paimon:"I hope Liyue Qixing can catch the real murderer."】
【Zhongli:"Leave those things to those in high positions to worry about. We only need to prepare a farewell ceremony with the Rock King.""】
【Paimon:"So, we've completed another preparation. What's the next one?"】
【Zhongli:"Next... I hope you two can borrow the Dust Cleansing Bell on my behalf."】
【Paimon:"Dust-cleansing bell?"】
【Zhongli:"Now, the person who keeps the dust-cleaning bell is a friend of mine named Grandma Ping. She lives near Yujing Terrace. If you ask her, she will naturally know."】
【Paimon and Ying found Grandma Ping. After a conversation, Grandma Ping actually took out a pot and said that all her family's belongings were in Pot 737!】
【When the two of them were sucked into the pot, they exclaimed that there was a special cave inside the pot!】
【After helping Grandma Ping clean up the cobwebs and other debris in the pot, she finally found the"dust-cleaning bell""】
【After the pot came out, the two of them finally confirmed that Grandma Ping was also an immortal!】
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——【Ding, points mode, question 6, fill in the blanks, please listen!】
——【Ask, what is Grandma Ping’s immortal destiny?】
——【answer:】
——【Answering mode: competition to answer questions!】
——【Answer quota: Elite live broadcast room (3 people), ordinary live broadcast room (2,000 people)】
——【Elite correct reward: points +1, random reward!】
——【Elite error penalty: Points -1, random penalty!】
——【Ordinary correct rewards: +1 points, +10% chance of entering the elite chat room, random rewards!】
——【Punishment for ordinary errors: -1 points, -5% chance of entering the elite chat room, random punishment!】
——【Competition answering mode: In this mode, all members need to complete a mini-game to gain the right to answer. Whoever completes it first can answer first!】
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【Chen Ze: New model!】
【Arataki Yidou: Hahahaha, the game, the game is coming!】
【Kamisato Ayato: I almost forgot, Arataki Ichito has a BUFF that will definitely win the game!】
【Kuki Shinobu: There is a 90% chance of winning!】
【Zayou: Wow, what’s the difference between that and winning!】
【Keli: Keli, Keli also wants such a BUFF, but what is the BUFF?】
【Chen Ze: It's just a state. When Keli wants to sneak out, she will get a"smart and witty" BUFF!】
【Keli: Wow, it turns out that Keli also has BUFF!】
【Jean: So you want to sneak out?】
【Lisa: Hahaha, the little cutie is really cute!】
【Keli: No, no, Keli didn’t want to sneak out. Keli promised her brother not to go fish frying without an adult accompanying her!】
【Chen Ze: So good. Now Keli has a"good boy" BUFF, which can make everyone like Keli even more!】
【Kelly: Really? whee!】
【Xiangling: I like Keli even more!】
【Nacida: I like Keli even more!】
【Amber: I like Keli even more. I’m going to the solitary room to find some stickers from Keli!】
【Ke Lai: I also like Ke Li more, and I also want to post with Ke Li!】
【Kaia: Oh, my Kelly is so cute!】
【Keli: Hehe... Keli is already shy. Keli will be a good child!】
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After three minutes, the question review time is over!
Everyone looked at the small screen, and a game that Chen Ze was very familiar with suddenly appeared on the small screen...
Pixel Bird!
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——【Ding, the current competition game is"Pixel Bird". Everyone needs to click on the small screen to make the pixel bird fly higher. If you don't click, the pixel bird will fall freely. Please seize the opportunity and start the 30-second trial! 】.