NCCnovel Chapter 106 Shocking! A man in our country cannot have children, but has milk!
Chapter 106 Shocking! A man in our country cannot have children, but has milk!
Xu Qingqing wielded his sword with great force, creating a vacuum circle around himself:
[Hmph! Don’t think I don’t know. These old guys are always teasing me at home! It’s definitely not good!]
A bunch of humerus surrounded me:┐(￣??￣? )┌
……
Family members, who understands! We just want to send some gifts to express our care for our colleagues! Not only did my colleagues treat me as a monster, they also chopped me with a knife!
But this sword looks familiar! Why does it look so much like the Queen Mother's sword? Shouldn't this thing be in Lingyun Pavilion?
"Xu Xingxing, we are just giving you a gift!"
"That's right! Congratulations to Xu Xingxing for his recovery and for being recognized by the Emperor!"
"I had thought of giving it to Xu Xingxing after the court session, but I didn't expect you to be kept by the emperor. Xu Xingxing made us wait for so long!"
[You actually sent me something, there must be something fishy going on! Look at me unsheathing my magic sword! Ha…]
[Let me show you the power of the Queen Mother!]
Xu Qingqing attacked Duke Ning first. Duke Ning, who was very strong, wanted to "reward" Xu Qingqing a little.
When he heard that it was indeed the Queen Mother's knife, he dared not resist and ran away!
Xu Qingqing turned the blade and pointed it at the unknown Mr. Liu in the crowd:
[You actually let your son, the Sea King, seduce me! Take this from me!]
The unknown Mr. Liu dodged left and right: (“▔?▔) sweat
This happened so long ago, how could Xu Xingxing still remember it? How could a little girl hold such a grudge? Shouldn't gods be magnanimous?
[It's your turn! Master Fu, you are really rich! You actually secretly built a golden wall at home!]
The fleeing humeri were filled with questions:
What's wrong with building a golden wall? Mr. Fu's wife is a wealthy woman. If I were that rich, I would have to build a golden house! Could it be that Xu Xingxing thought that Mr. Fu was corrupt?
[How dare he not think of me when he had such a good thing! Damn rich man! It would be nice if he could just give me a gold brick! I’m so angry, I’ll chop him up!]
The humerus that were running around paused and almost stumbled to the ground:
That's right! Damn that rich guy! Kill him!
But you go and kill him! Don't hurt innocent people!
Mr. Fu (,,???,, ) :
Shh! I was so scared! I thought I was discovered for secretly putting croton in Xu Zhiyuan's water!
[Kill! Kill! Kill! Dousha! I will not allow you cricket girls to be officials! I will treat everyone equally!]
Xu Qingqing held the Queen Mother's sword with the back of the sword facing downwards, and whoever's turn it was would take over!
The common people who were watching the excitement at the gate of the palace stopped walking and stopped setting up their stalls:
Lively! So lively! I've never seen anything like this before!
Even the dogs on the roadside stopped barking, and I thought the little male dogs on the side were not good-looking:
A dog's life is boring. These people are making so much noise. Are we going to let the dog fall in love?
Xu Qingqing rushed all the way to Xu Zishen's side:
[Hey! Uncle Xu didn’t say that, so should I still beat him?]
Xu Zishen calmly took a stack of banknotes from Wei Qiu and waved them in front of Xu Qingqing, who was wielding a sword:
"Good job! Play again and you'll get a reward!"
[What the hell, he insulted me with a banknote! He asked me to play tricks on him, so I played tricks on him? I don’t care about my dignity? A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated!]
The ministers who were running around stumbled again:
Is Xu Shenxian so rebellious? But the gossip about Lord Xu should be very interesting.
Xu Qingqing took Xu Zishen's banknotes and held the knife with both hands, with the tip of the knife facing upwards.
"Uncle Xu! Which one do you dislike? I'll show you now!"
[Hehe! Face is not as important as money! Uncle! I can perform this humiliating show many times!]
The humerus who are running and waiting to eat melons:!!(?'?'? ?)?
So this is the correct way to open Xu Shenxian! ! I was giving a gift! Why not just take it out early? Why do I have to be so polite?
[Haha! It’s your turn, Master Ouyang. I know that…]
Xu Qingqing looked at the set of mutton-fat white jade jewelry that appeared in front of Lord Ouyang and quickly stopped the knife:
[Ouch! This is worth a lot of money! I almost broke it!]
[God damn it! How could someone use such a fragile jade as a talisman!]
Xu Qingqing hurried forward to take a look and found that the jade was still intact. She glanced at the smug Lord Ouyang, took it and handed it to the person next to her, then raised her knife and chopped it again:
[The keys on the roadside are ten cents each. Your family just lost their keys! Do you have a match? Do you have a match? ! !]
Lord Ouyang, who was being chased, looked confused (づ???)づ:
This method seems to be correct, but it also seems to be wrong!
No one knew whether Lord Ouyang had found the right method, but everyone else had found the right method. Without waiting for Xu Shenxian to reveal the secret, they hurriedly took out the gifts! The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became better:
"Oh my! You really gave me a gift! I'm so embarrassed! This jade pendant looks very expensive!"
Xu Qingqing had put away the knife long ago, and with a smile on his face, he wanted to take the jade pendant from the Minister of Personnel.
"You are the head of our Ministry of Personnel! You are indeed a good manager. Look at the water head of this jade pendant. If it weren't for your good vision, I wouldn't have had the chance to see it!"
"This is also for me? Oh! I didn't make any contribution. I just saved the emperor and the prince! Hey! It's not a big deal!"
……
Xu Qingqing's throat was dry as she spoke. She was overwhelmed by the gifts she received. Looking at the gifts Li Chao kept loading into the car, she looked like a crooked-mouthed dragon king. She decided to be generous for once:
[The God of Wealth has arrived at my doorstep~ I welcome him in with great joy~ Hehe~]
"My Lords, why don't you follow me to Xiankelai and have a seat? We can book the second...first floor! Let's have a few drinks! Let's drink to our heart's content!"
[Hehe! Anyway, the wool comes from the sheep! Let's see who gets drunk! They say that people speak nonsense after drinking... and the truth comes out! This sweet melon is here again! ]
Thinking of the drinking scandal between Xiao Zhao and Gu Rong that they had just seen today, the right-hand men who had wanted to take this opportunity to make some money shook their heads frantically:
No! No! No! We are not going! Who are we? We are just a tiny ant on earth, not worthy of sitting at the same table with Immortal Xu!
"Master Xu! I can't handle the alcohol, so I won't go!"
"I too get a rash when I drink. I'm afraid I'll lose this opportunity! Let's drink tea together next time!"
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"Yes! I...I need to go home to feed my child, so I can't drink!"
All humeri ?(???)?:
!!!!!!!
Look into my big eyes, would you like to listen to what you are saying!
Adults who feed children?(? ??????? ?)?:
What can I do! You guys have given me all the reasons, I can’t make them up, no one will believe me anyway!
[Oh! It turns out to be a male mother! He needs to go home quickly! If he drinks, it will definitely be bad for the child!]
Adults breastfeeding children (o゜ ?゜)o:
No, did Immortal Xu really believe such an outrageous reason? Are all gods so lenient?
Just as he was about to say something, he noticed that everyone was staring at his slightly bulging chest, and he covered it with his hands out of fear:
What are you doing! You don’t really think I have breasts! I’m a man! A man! The kind that can’t have children!
Humerus:
Shocked! A man in my country cannot have children, but has milk! What is the reason?
"Since everyone can't go, I won't make it difficult for you! We'll meet again if we're lucky!"
Xu Qingqing felt that she had saved some money again and planned to go to Xiankelai for a big meal. Just as they were about to push open the door of the private room, they ran into someone unexpected!