Quickly wear the bad woman and get married and have a baby

Chapter 299: The vain ex-girlfriend becomes a heartthrob 25

Yan Jiu stood in the kitchen with a look of horror on his face, holding the pot lid tightly in his left hand and the spatula in his right hand, standing tremblingly three meters away from the wok.

With eyes wide open, he stared at the steaming wok and said to the Egg System, "Egg, why don't you fry the eggs? I... I really can't bear to fry your kind."

The crisp electronic voice of the Egg System was filled with helplessness: "My dear, I am not an egg. I am an intelligent system. I am completely different from an egg."

Yan Jiu complained: "But you both look the same, both are round and bald."

The Egg System was furious at Yan Jiu's bizarre excuse: "My dear, if you were more generous and used your points to buy me a set of skins, I wouldn't be so bald like an egg."

When it comes to points, Yan Jiu's head shakes like a rattle. She worked so hard to save those points, and every point was hard-earned. She herself was reluctant to spend them, so how could she be willing to buy skins for the mentally retarded system?

Don't even think about this kind of thing.

Yan Jiu's eyes rolled, and he immediately changed the subject, looking at the smoking hot oil: "Dandan, I'm so scared that this oil will splash on me. Look at this oil, it's so hot. If it splashes on me, it will definitely cause big blisters, and my skin will be ruined. You should do it."

The Egg System is not fooled, although it can transform into a physical form to help the host.

But he refused to do anything like frying eggs. Frying eggs was like frying himself, even though it was not an egg.

Dandan simply chose to go invisible and pretend to be dead, saying coldly: "Dandan's system is offline, please contact me later."

Yan Jiu has traveled through countless small worlds, but has never been good at cooking. The primary reason for this is that she has a deep fear of hot oil.

In her eyes, the hot oil that could splash out at any time was like a ferocious beast that could hurt her flawless skin.

Seeing that the Egg System was of no help, Yan Jiu gritted his teeth and had no choice but to arm himself fully.

She took out a black electric bike helmet from the cabinet, put it on her head tightly, and put on a fully enclosed plastic cleaning suit, wrapping herself like a dumpling, with only her eyes exposed.

After getting ready, she took a deep breath and started making scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

As soon as He Yu returned home and opened the door, thick chili smoke hit him in the face, making him cough.

"Yan Jiu..."

he shouted.

Suddenly, Yan Jiu shouted "Help" from the kitchen.

He Yu quickly covered his nose with his hands and walked towards the kitchen while coughing.

Suddenly, a dark shadow rushed towards him.

A strange, black, wide, and human-shaped object.

The man ran very fast and was about to rush out the door.

He Yu reacted extremely quickly. He rushed forward, grabbed the man with his hand, and threw him hard against the wall.

He frowned, his eyes filled with alertness, and shouted, "Who are you?"

"Wuwuwu... He Yu, why did you throw me... It hurts..."

The moment the voice that was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar reached He Yu's ears, his heart trembled violently.

Without thinking too much, he subconsciously rushed forward, quickly reached out to the head of the humanoid object with both hands, and took off the other's helmet.

"Why is it you?" He Yu widened his eyes and looked at Yan Jiu in astonishment.

He Yu quickly reached out his hand and carefully helped the other person up.

"Why are you dressed like this in your house? You were yelling for help just now. I thought some criminals had broken in and were trying to kill you..."

Yan Jiu was extremely aggrieved: "I was just taking precautions. I turned on the fire too high and put too much oil in it. The food caught fire as soon as I put it in. I was so scared that I shouted for help..."

He Yu didn't expect that Yan Jiu's cooking skills hadn't improved at all in the past few years, and his habit of burning and making messes in the kitchen remained the same.

"Didn't you make scrambled eggs with tomatoes smoothly yesterday?"

Yan Jiu: "Yeah, everything went pretty smoothly yesterday, except for the fact that they were burnt. It was all because the oil pan and tomatoes weren't behaving well today. As soon as I put the tomatoes in the oil, they started jumping out. Not only did they jump, but they also started to emit sparks. I got scared and ran out."

He Yu looked at Yan Jiu helplessly: "Your fire is too high, did you turn off the gas stove?"

Yan Jiu didn't know anything: "It's not turned off, but I threw the lid over. The fire should be out now."

"Well done. Don't be afraid. Just stay here and don't move. I'll go take a look." He Yu turned and walked towards the kitchen.

The smoke in the kitchen was even thicker and the exhaust fan was not on.

The wok sat safely on the stove. He Yu walked over to turn off the gas stove, turned on the exhaust fan, and opened all the windows in the kitchen for ventilation.

When I opened the lid of the wok, the tomatoes inside were indeed black and red again.

He Yu rubbed his eyebrows.

He shouldn't have had any expectations for Yan Jiu's cooking skills, which had been getting worse day by day over the years.

……

Egg System: "My dear, I suspect you did this on purpose?"

Yan Jiu: "What do you mean by intentional? I can't cook anyway."

Egg System: "But you're not such a bad cook, are you? Don't think I don't know that you can still cook some common home-cooked dishes."

"You almost burned the kitchen today because you wanted He Yu to see your true nature as a kitchen killer, so that he would never dare to let you cook for him again."

Yan Jiu: "Oh."

Egg System: "Oh what? Can't you just praise me for being smart?"

Yan Jiu: "If you had said that before, I would have praised you for being smart. But now you are not smart after the fact."

Egg System: "Humph, you're trying to trick me into cooking for you? No way, I'm incredibly smart."

Yan Jiu: "Yeah, a really big bald head."

……

In the end, it was He Yu who went into the kitchen to cook.

Yan Jiu ate with great satisfaction.

After finishing his meal, He Yu stood up from the table.

"Yan Jiu, go wash the dishes."

Yan Jiu was very obedient: "Okay."

He Yu walked to the door of the study and couldn't help but said seriously: "After washing the dishes, go and run me a bath. I need to take a bath after I finish my work."

Yan Jiu, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, heard this and her hands trembled, almost dropping the bowl on the ground. She secretly groaned in her heart, no way, it's happening again.

Yan Jiu recalled the fear she felt yesterday when she was dominated by the bathtub. Although the luxurious big bathtub was very high-end, it was too hard and hurt her.

Especially He Yu, this bastard doesn't know the seriousness of the matter.

It's like he has never seen a woman in his entire life.

Yan Jiu walked out of the kitchen and complained to He Yu, "It's not good for your health to take a shower right after eating."

He Yu looked up at her, and his ears turned red as he recalled the absurdity in the bathroom yesterday: "I didn't say to wash now."