Quickly wear the bad woman and get married and have a baby

Chapter 240 Cannon Fodder Wife and Domineering Boss 37

Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan had been living freely in the human world for more than a month when they were caught by inspectors from the underworld.

Gu Wuyan was so scared that he thought that they had been discovered for killing humans and would go to the eighteen levels of hell for trial. In fact, it was because Yan Jiu's parents burned trillions of gold ingots for Yan Jiu, causing inflation in the underworld and destroying the happy lives of other little ghosts.

Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan were sent to the reincarnation channel in advance.

There were hundreds of lines, lined up with countless souls.

It will take hundreds of years to wait for reincarnation.

Yan Jiu distributed gold ingots one by one to the souls in line waiting to jump into the reincarnation passage. "Please help me, let me go first. Take these gold ingots. When you reincarnate, you will be born with gold ingots in your mouths. You will surely live a prosperous, happy and fulfilling life in the future."

Most of the souls took out gold ingots and made room for Yan Jiu.

There were also some greedy people who wanted more gold ingots, but they were severely beaten by the two evil ghosts Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan.

If there is one, there will be two. With so many souls waiting in line for reincarnation, the tens of thousands of treasures left in Yan Jiu's hand may not be enough to divide them all.

To make an example of someone, first beat up the kid who dared to ask for more gold ingots, and see who dares to ask for more.

The beaten kid took a gold ingot and obediently lined up behind Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan.

He covered his face and cried very ugly. The greedy guy was a gangster who ate and free meals everywhere in his life.

I met a boss who valued money more than his life, so I chased him for more than ten kilometers to ask for money for food.

He refused to pay and even took off his pants and stuck out his butt to provoke the boss. Finally, the furious boss kicked him down from the upstairs and smashed his head to pieces.

The greedy ghost started crying, with ketchup all over his face: "If you don't want to give more, then don't give it. Why did you hit me? There are many bad people, but ghosts are even worse. Why am I bullied everywhere I go? Wuwuwu..."

A little ghost in the queue next to him patted the greedy ghost on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't cry, your ketchup has spilled on my new shoes, why don't you compensate me with a gold ingot."

The money-grubbing ghost was stunned for a moment: "......"

She looked at his winter melon face carefully and said, "I remember you. Last time on the Naihe Bridge, you deliberately squeezed me and said I tore your new clothes and asked me to pay for it. Now you are doing it again. I will fight you."

The greedy ghost and the scammer ghost started fighting.

Most of the kids queuing around stopped queuing and came over to watch the fun.

Yan Jiu took a look and pulled Gu Wuyan towards the reincarnation passage.

"Dancing together?"

Gu Wuyan: "Well, wife, I want to be with you forever."

Yan Jiu: "That's what you said."

……

The two of them were squeezed into one belly, and Gu Wuyan cried even uglier than a greedy ghost.

"I don't want to be your brother."

Yan Jiu kicked Gu Wuyan and kicked him back.

"Go away. If you don't want to be the older brother, then be the younger brother."

Gu Wuyan: "Wuwuwu, that's not what I meant. I want you to be my wife, not to be your sister or brother."

Yan Jiu struggled to climb out: "I don't want to bother with you."

"Come out quickly, our mother wants to kill us. If you don't come out, you will go back to hell soon."

"Yue Fenglei, I love my cousin. I will never give birth to your child. I will kill your child and then commit suicide, leaving your Yue family without descendants..."

The beautiful woman said this as she was about to stick the scissors into her belly.

Yan Jiu crawled out quickly, and one of his little hands tightly grasped the sharp tip of the scissors.

"Mom, can you please talk nicely instead of trying to hit or kill me?"

When Bai Jiaojiao saw her daughter, who could speak right after she was born, she screamed and threw the scissors away as if she had seen a ghost. "Ah, monster! Yue Fenglei, your child is a monster! Kill her quickly..."

Yue Fenglei ran over and hugged Bai Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, don't do anything stupid. I know I'm ugly, my family has no money, and I have no job, no house, and no car, but I love you.

Although we both had sex while drunk, the child is innocent. Let's give birth to the child first..."

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Bai Jiaojiao took out the fruit knife hidden in her pocket and put it on the man's heart.

"You talk too much nonsense. Go to hell."

After saying that, he stabbed himself again.

Bai Jiaojiao looked at Yan Jiu with a smile of relief as if on the verge of death. "Little monster, I won't kill you. You were born and could talk, so you'll definitely be able to take care of yourself. Don't forget to burn more paper money for your mother. She wants to live a more prosperous life in the underworld."

Yan Jiu had never seen such a perfunctory mother: "...Why don't you just wait and die, your brother is still in your belly."

"Oh, there's another one. I was wondering why my stomach felt so heavy."

Bai Jiaojiao felt a little discouraged when looking at the wound on her chest.

"It's too late. I can't hold on any longer. Let your brother go with me."

Gu Wuyan: "Mom, I'll be out soon. Hold on, can you call 120 first?"

Bai Jiaojiao was not surprised to hear that her unborn son could actually speak: "No, my cousin doesn't like me and married another woman. He didn't even let me attend his wedding because he despised me for being with another man. My life is meaningless."

Yan Jiu: "Mom, you are so funny."

Bai Jiaojiao: "How can you, little girl, talk to your mother like that?"

Gu Wuyan: "Mom, it's wrong for you to be so infatuated with love. My dad's death was really unjust."

Bai Jiaojiao: "He is totally wronged, he was the one who forced me to drink and got me drunk on purpose.

He even broke the light switch in the room, making it pitch black so I couldn't see his face. I thought he was some handsome male model, but he turned out to be a jerk. I'm a beauty known to everyone in the village, how could I not be angry?

Gu Wuyan: "You should be angry."

Yan Jiu: "Well done."

Bai Jiaojiao was very pleased. Although her two children were little monsters, they were quite sensible.

She took out her cell phone and placed it in Yan Jiu's small hand: "Call the hospital."

"Don't forget to burn more paper money for your mother."

……

Yan Jiu and Gu Wuyan fainted from hunger thirty times within three days of their birth.

"Wife, I'm so hungry. If I had known this, I would have died with our mother."

Yan Jiu: "Stop talking nonsense and keep crying. My parents will definitely come to pick us up."