Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Linjiang City.
The entrance to the First Middle School.
"Jingle Bell."
The bell rang, and the last exam of the college entrance examination came to an end.
The students walked out of the examination hall in large numbers.
In the corridor.
As soon as Su Yu stepped out of the exam hall, his best friend Zheng Ze ran over and put his arm around Su Yu: "Brother Yu, how did the exam go?"
Su Yu dismissed Zheng Ze's hand with disdain: "Not bad, just average."
"Ouch, what are you doing~"
Zheng Ze looked injured.
"roll!"
Su Yu wished he could kick this guy down the stairs.
Just then, Zheng Ze's phone rang: "Brother Yu, my parents called, I have to go out now, bye~ love you."
Su Yu got goosebumps all over.
However, he quickly focused all his attention on his own mind.
Why haven't I received any notification yet?
Actually, he is not from this world.
Two and a half years ago.
He traveled from Earth to this planet called Blue Star and became a first-year high school student.
Crossing the day.
The system has awakened.
[Ding! Waaaaah, this system now has a host to bind to.]
The system immediately launched into a tirade against Su Yu.
[System, I thought I'd never have a host to bind with in my life. I'm so happy! Host, let's bind now.]
[This system is named "Sell It All"... *buzzing sounds*.]
The system suddenly stopped mid-sentence.
Immediately afterwards, a series of electrical sounds appeared in Su Yu's mind.
"Holy crap! Brain injury!"
Su Yu wished he could rip his brain out.
But the thought of soon being bound to the system and embarking on a dazzling life of marrying a rich and beautiful woman made him not care.
however.
next second.
The system crashed.
[Due to the system's long-term malfunction, all internal components have become rusty and require reorganization. The next recovery time will be after the host's college entrance examination.]
[Note: The host can recharge this system by studying hard, exercising diligently, and adopting a lifestyle that avoids slacking off.]
After hearing the system notification, Su Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Now I know why no one has bound you to me!"
Lazy System: (罒w罒) I didn't hear that, I don't know, good luck, host!
Two and a half years!
Two and a half years!
Su Yu goes to bed early and gets up early, studies diligently, stays physically fit, and enjoys helping others...
The system didn't awaken; instead, Su Yu, with his outstanding appearance, applied to more than a dozen film and drama schools in Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen, Chengdu, and other cities, and passed the preliminary, first, second, and third rounds of interviews smoothly.
Now, as long as Su Yu passes his academic exams, he's practically guaranteed a place in university.
"It seems the system won't awaken until the entire college entrance examination process is over."
Su Yu said helplessly.
The bell was still ringing as the exam ended.
System: I'm very meticulous~
Finally, after the last exam bell rang.
A long-lost voice appeared in Su Yu's mind.
[Hey there, dear host, long time no see! Two and a half years have passed. Have you been following my instructions to practice basketball, rap, study, and practice rap every day?]
Suppressing his inner rage, Su Yu threatened, "I'll give you three seconds to complete the binding, or I'll send you back to the factory to be destroyed."
Unlike the previous system awakening, this time, as soon as the system awakened, a "System Manual" appeared in Su Yu's pocket.
The system shuddered.
I'm going to go through the process right now, I'm really scared!
Having finally found a host, I absolutely cannot let it be returned.
[Hello, handsome host. This system is called the Professional Laziness System. As the saying goes, there are 360 professions, and every profession can produce a champion. If the sky falls, the champion will hold it up. So, if you don't lazily laze around now, when will you?]
[Please begin drawing your first "play-it-or-die" job. After confirming your initial job, this system will provide you with a "play-it-or-die" gift pack.]
Su Yu grabbed the system and immediately threw his size 42 slippers at System 38's face.
Mom!
What a great system for professional slackers!
How dare you say that!
Moreover, and most importantly, if he's already given up on everything, how can he possibly achieve a brilliant life of marrying a rich and beautiful woman?
[Host, please stay calm.]
The system, its face bruised and swollen, cried out: "Waaah, I wasn't finished yet!"
Seeing Su Yu already flipping through the system's user manual, the system panicked.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, hurry up!"
Su Yu pointed to the customer service number for repairs.
"Give you one last chance."
Seeing this, the system quickly responded: [Host, rest assured, the system will absolutely not let you down. Although you're just slacking off at work, the system's rewards are very generous. You only need to complete your daily slacking off to receive a large amount of legal rewards.]
So please hurry up and draw your initial class! The system has so many functions, please!
"alright."
Su Yu stared at the professional roulette wheel that appeared before him.
"Start extraction."
Swish!
The wheel spins.
"stop!"
The roulette wheel gradually slowed down.
at last.
Five seconds later.
The roulette wheel stopped spinning completely.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained your initial profession—the lazy streamer.]
[Now, the host will be given the "slacking off gift package."]
[Dear host, would you like to open it now?]
The system is now extremely obsequious, fearing that Su Yu will send it back to the factory for destruction.
"Open it."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for opening the newbie gift pack and receiving the following rewards:]
1. Attracting 1 viewers to the live stream.
2. A set of top-of-the-line live streaming equipment.
3. Chinese Music Library (All songs from Earth that are free of copyright disputes on Blue Star, including lyrics and sheet music. You can draw once a day. Once a song is drawn from this library and unlocked, the host can provide a perfect interpretation of it.)
Blue Star is a world that highly values copyright.
If copyright infringement is involved, and the circumstances are serious, there may be imprisonment.
Subsequently, the system notified Su Yu.
[Ding! Host, the "Playing it cool" gift pack has been fully distributed. Now, please begin your journey as a "Playing it cool" streamer.]
[Occupation: Unemployed streamer; Daily task: Earn 200 and then end the stream!]
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