NCCnovel Chapter 291 You are such a hypocritical woman
Chapter 291 You are such a hypocritical woman
As the saying goes, you can't hide things on a person's face, just like Xiu Yeming at this moment.
He looked like he wanted to ask something, full of curiosity, but he was too embarrassed to speak up. His face really turned green.
Although Lin Yaoyao didn't specifically look at Xiu Yeming's face, she could still catch a glimpse of the indescribable expression on his face from the corner of her eye.
She tried very hard to hold back her laughter, then cleared her throat and said, "Ah Ming, don't be too curious. Once they have made all the arrangements, you'll naturally know what barbecue is."
As she spoke, Lin Yaoyao poured the almost-awake red wine into the glass, then raised her glass towards Xiu Yeming with a smile.
"A Ming, cheers..."
There is a saying: A smile can bring out all the charm.
There is also a saying: All the beauty in the world is pale in comparison.
Xiu Yeming had never understood what these words meant before. Until this moment, when he saw Lin Yaoyao looking at him and smiling, holding up the wine glass and saying "cheers" to him, he suddenly realized that... this is what it means to be charming with a smile; this is what it means to make all the beauties in the world pale in comparison.
Lin Yaoyao, you deserve these words!
Amidst his thoughts, Xiu Yeming poured himself a glass of red wine, then raised his glass and said "cheers..." to Lin Yaoyao.
The two of them didn't say much, but it seemed like they were in sync and understood everything.
Drinking alone is very boring, but fortunately the servants have prepared some snacks to go with the wine, all of which are dry goods, which are the specialties of the Xiu family chefs.
The taste is absolutely unique.
Lin Yaoyao praised while eating, "A Ming, your chef is really good."
"A Ming, can I come to your house for meals from now on?"
"A Ming..."
"..."
"........."
Lin Yaoyao kept talking, and Xiu Yeming listened with no emotion on his face, but his heart was surging.
If he remembered correctly, Lin Yaoyao seemed to have been living in the Di family for quite a few days? The chef in the Di family was definitely not worse than the chef in their family. She...
Halfway through his thoughts, Xiu Yeming felt that Lin Yaoyao was sitting right in front of him, but he was still here thinking about things by himself, which was really puzzling.
He raised his head and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp. Then he put the glass down and looked at Lin Yaoyao's bright and beautiful face with burning eyes. "Lin Yaoyao, the food at Di Sinian's house is not to your liking?"
Xiu Yeming said the three words "Emperor Sinian" with gritted teeth.
The five words "not to your taste" were dragged out with a long tail tone.
Why is he like this?
Xiu Yeming knew what was going on, and so did Lin Yaoyao.
She held the red wine glass awkwardly, swallowed several times in a row, and then raised her head to drink the red wine in the glass. Facing Xiu Yeming's gaze, she smiled dryly and said, "The chef in your family and the chef in their family each have their own strengths and weaknesses, they are different..."
Originally, she wanted to make up some words that would not offend Xiu Yeming or Di Sinian, but after saying a few words, Lin Yaoyao realized that speaking is a technical job, and it is extremely difficult to do it without offending anyone.
She admits that she cannot speak in a tactful way.
To ease the awkwardness, Lin Yaoyao paused and poured another half glass of red wine, then raised the glass to Xiu Yeming, "Ah Ming, I'm not good at speaking, so this glass of wine is my apology to you."
"I'll drink, you can do whatever you want."
Xiu Yeming looked at Lin Yaoyao without saying anything. After Lin Yaoyao finished half a cup, she saw that he showed no emotion and did not intend to pay attention to her. After hesitating for a moment, she poured another half cup.
"I'll drink, you can do whatever you want."
Xiu Yeming still had that expressionless look on his face.
Lin Yaoyao complained inwardly: Are all men this hard to please these days? It's only because I have the system. If it were someone else, they'd be drunk to the point of passing out after just a few drinks.
Lin Yaoyao actually poured another half cup and drank it in one gulp.
"A Ming, I've already had three cups. You wouldn't let me drink a whole bottle at once, would you? I'm a girl. Do you have the heart to torture me like this?"
After Lin Yaoyao finished speaking, she kept blinking her big, bright black eyes.
She looked so charming and lovable.
Xiu Yeming was originally dissatisfied with what Lin Yaoyao said and her behavior.
But at this moment, looking at her big, blinking eyes, I couldn't hold back any emotion at all, and the only thing left was the desire to make her happy.
The fact is, Xiu Yeming not only thought so, he also did it.
He stretched out his bony hand, snatched Lin Yaoyao's wine glass and placed it on the table. His tone was reproachful but also thoughtful for her.
"You get yourself drunk, and I'm not going to care about you."
Lin Yaoyao was delighted to have achieved her goal. She chuckled and said proudly and confidently, "Ah Ming, I'm not bragging. I, Niu Hulu Yaoyao, can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
Xiu Yeming just thought it was a joke and didn't respond to Lin Yaoyao. Instead, Baofu99 complained to Lin Yaoyao with disdain, "Host, you really don't care about face. You clearly took the hangover pills produced by this system, but you insist on saying that you can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. You are such a hypocritical woman."
Lin Yaoyao smiled broadly, but inwardly she taunted Baofu99, "Tongzi, how come you don't have any awareness at all? What I'm saying is, if you can't pretend in this world, then what's the point of living?"
Rich99: "..."
It didn't speak, and Lin Yaoyao continued, "Look, no matter if you're the richest man in the world or the richest man in Asia, aren't the tasks you gave me all for showing off? You..."
"..."
"........."
"Tongzi, don't be so harsh on people. Don't ever call me shameless again, okay?"
Lin Yaoyao spoke to Baofu99 in her heart with no less than 1000 words. Baofu99 said: "As expected, you can offend anyone, but never women. Even if they do nothing, they just rely on their innate nagging. They are just one step ahead of others and make life worse than death."
Oh, you are wrong. This system is not a human. It can be said that with its innate mumbling, it is one step ahead of the others and makes this system suffer a fate worse than death.
While Lin Yaoyao was secretly messaging the system, Xiu Yeming had already taken out his cell phone and sent a message to Xiu Wu, which read as follows: Check how much Lin Yaoyao can drink.
Although this is not a big deal, as the saying goes: Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated in a hundred battles.
Xiu Wu's efficiency was quite high. In just two or three minutes, he gave Xiu Yeming a definite reply: Nothing can be found!
Xiu Yeming: “???”
Nothing to check?
What do you mean?
Lin Yaoyao herself said that Wanmei was not drunk, so how could she have never drunk alcohol before? If she had drunk alcohol, how could it not be found?
Could it be that someone deliberately hid her information...
Xiu Yeming frowned and was deep in thought when Xiu Wu's message came again. He said: Third Master, I suspect that the relevant information about Miss Lin has been deliberately hidden by someone.
Looking at the text, Xiu Yeming's face showed no emotion, but he complained in his heart: "Do you even need me to tell you this? Don't I know this?"
At this time, the chefs have prepared everything needed for the barbecue and start.
Lin Yaoyao also came back to her senses from her thoughts and said to Xiu Yeming seriously, "Ming, look, they're about to start."
"The barbecue is super delicious. You will definitely not regret it later."
Xiu Yeming said: "Is it really so magical?"
Xiu Yeming’s inner thoughts: If I hadn’t seen so much of the world, I would almost believe it.
However, more than ten minutes later, when Xiu Yeming ate the first skewer of barbecue that the chef handed to him, he realized how ridiculous his previous thoughts were.
In this world, the thing that cannot be measured by money or class is food, which must have a name.
Lin Yaoyao deliberately suggested drinking with the intention of getting Xiu Yeming drunk, and then sneaking into the ancestral hall to take Di Yan away.
The grilled skewers and the side dishes were all solid goods, and Lin Yaoyao fed Xiu Yeming one cup after another.
Xiu Yeming initially said he didn't want to drink, but later he found it difficult to refuse Lin Yaoyao's kindness, so he just declined it.
Lin Yaoyao has hangover pills given by the system, and it’s no joke that she can drink ten thousand cups without getting drunk. But Xiu Yeming doesn’t have them. Although he has a good alcohol tolerance, how can he withstand pouring glass after glass of red wine?
By the time he drank the fourth bottle, he was already drunk and unconscious.
Lin Yaoyao pretended to reach out and push Xiu Yeming's arm, and asked with concern: "A Ming, how are you?"
"A Ming?"
"Hey, wake up."
"Come on, keep drinking."
"A Ming..."
"..."
"........."
Unfortunately, Xiu Yeming was drunk and unconscious, and had no way to give Lin Yaoyao any response.
He didn't even have the time to ask the question he wanted to ask the most, "Lin Yaoyao, what do you think about pretending to be my girlfriend and helping me deal with the elders at home?"
Since Xiu Yeming drank so much, the entire Xiu family naturally put him first.
Especially in cultivating both literature and martial arts.
They had never seen their Third Master so drunk before, so they were worried and confused.
It's no exaggeration to say that the entire Xiu family forgot about Lin Yaoyao in the blink of an eye...
Lin Yaoyao was extremely happy about this.
After she told the servant next to her that she was going to the bathroom, she never came back and went straight to the Xiu family ancestral hall!
When I unlocked the door and entered the ancestral hall, I saw Di Yan and Xiu Yeci sitting face to face, both of them looked unhappy.
"..." Lin Yaoyao moved her lips awkwardly, "It seems that I came at the wrong time?"
From Xiu Yeci's perspective, it was indeed not the right time for Lin Yaoyao to come now. After all, even if Di Yan was dissatisfied with him, it was what he wanted for the two of them to live together in the same room.
When Lin Yaoyao came, she naturally wanted to take Di Yan away. In this way, their unhappy relationship had to come to an end.
He glared at Lin Yaoyao angrily, "Who asked you to come? This is my Xiu family ancestral hall, you..."
"Ayao." Before Xiu Yeci could finish his words, Di Yan stood up and rushed over to hug Lin Yaoyao. His voice and facial expression were full of grievance. "You are finally here. You came at the right time. I have been waiting for you for so long that the flowers are about to wither."
From Lin Yaoyao's perspective, Xiu Yeci's face instantly turned as dark as pig liver. However, Di Yan had his back to him, so she couldn't see the emotion on his face.
Lin Yaoyao: “…”
I mean, why do I always have to attract aggro every time I see Xiu Yeci?