NCCnovel Chapter 533: Anzhou Government Office, a human-pig show?
Chapter 533: Anzhou Government Office, a human-pig show?
The painting was quite large, as big as two pages of paper.
The paper was still a little wrinkled, it must have been read many times.
"Fu Jichang, you actually read comic books..." Ji Xiaobei threw the book on the table with a red face, pulled Fu Jichang's sleeve and wiped his hands.
"I told you not to, but you insisted on seeing it..."
"You're talking about a storybook. This is not a storybook at all..."
"It's really a storybook. There are many kinds of storybooks..."
Ji Xiaobei: So this book is equivalent to those pornographic novels that have been taken off the shelves?
maybe!
She glanced at him reluctantly again...
Heita stood outside the door and heard the rustling of tables and chairs inside, and vaguely heard two people talking.
He silently raised his head again and looked at the sky.
Pretend you didn't hear anything.
Fortunately, no one usually comes to the master's yard.
It was not until the sun was setting that Fu Jichang stood up from his chair, rubbed his sore brows, and ended his day's work.
Ji Xiaobei: Being an official is not a good thing.
It’s better to be a commoner from now on!
Ji Xiaobei rubbed his legs which were numb from squatting, and secretly groaned in his heart, thinking that Ma Debiao must have kicked his brain yesterday for actually agreeing to help him.
"Let's go, help them to the end. When you leave later, there will be people from the palace at the door. I will listen to you!"
Fu Jichang saw Ji Xiaobei's worried look and said with a smile.
Ji Xiaobei suddenly became energetic and patted his chest to promise: "As long as you listen to me, I promise that the people from the palace will not come to you in the future."
Ji Xiaobei and Heita walked on either side of Fu Jichang.
Before I reached the door, I saw the people from yesterday from afar.
Yesterday, Fu Jichang refused the invitation from the palace on the pretext that he had important documents to deal with. He cannot use that reason again today.
Fu Jichang glanced at Ji Xiaobei.
Ji Xiaobei whispered in his ear: "Fall down and act crazy!"
Fu Jichang: ...
Ji Xiaobei raised his leg and quietly kicked him in the hind leg.
Fu Jichang fell to the ground with a thud.
My legs and feet began to twitch involuntarily.
Ji Xiaobei: Not bad, the acting was quite realistic!
The bailiff at the door was terrified as to why Fu Tongpan suddenly fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
Someone is running towards this side.
Some people also shouted: "Go, go and get a doctor!"
Ji Xiaobei thought to himself that he had to leave here as soon as possible.
She looked up and saw the sow from the morning looking over here curiously.
“Hum, hum…”
Ji Xiaobei squatted down and whispered in Fu Jichang's ear: "Hurry up and get the pig on..."
Fu Jichang thought she was wrong and asked in a deep voice: "Donkey, where is the donkey?"
Why didn’t he see Ma Debiao!
"It's not a donkey, it's a pig, a pig..." Ji Xiaobei pointed at the sow that was walking towards him with steady steps.
Fu Jichang was surprised, horrified, confused, and puzzled...
Ji Xiaobei shouted, "Master Fu, Master Fu...what's wrong with you?" while pulling him towards the pig.
When Heita went out, the instruction he received was to follow Ji Xiaobei's instructions.
The black tower also began to pull Fu Jichang.
Fu Jichang was finally carried on a pig's back by two people.
Fortunately, the sow did not resist at all. She walked towards the door at a steady pace, neither hurried nor slow.
"Donkey, where is my donkey..." Fu Jichang shouted.
"It's over, Lord Fu has really got hysteria and thinks the pig is his donkey... No one come over here..." Ji Xiaobei shouted immediately afterwards.
The yamen runners who came over here were all stunned.
Lord Fu, who is usually cautious in his words and actions and cold and aloof, really has a hysterical attack.
Fu Jichang gnashed his teeth in anger. It would have been fine if he had just convulsed a bit, but Ji Xiaobei actually asked him to ride a pig. This...
How to face the people of Anzhou in the future?
Fu Jichang hugged the pig's neck and looked at Ji Xiaobei viciously: Bad woman, let me see how I will deal with you later.
A man and a pig, in full view of everyone, swaggered out of the gate of the government office.
A carriage drove over from a distance and stopped in front of the government office.
A gloomy-faced woman got off the carriage.
Suddenly, I saw a pig coming out of the government office, and there was a person lying on the pig.
She stared blankly: There is a human-pig performance in the Anzhou government office?
It really opened my eyes that such a ridiculous thing could happen in such an important place as the government office.
Ji Xiaobei followed the pig out of the government office.
Oh my God, isn’t that woman Zhao Mu?
What is she doing here?
Will he come to cause trouble for me again?
Ji Xiaobei suddenly realized that he was now a servant and Zhao Mu might not recognize him.
How could Zhao Mu notice a servant?
Her eyes were fixed on the man on the pig in disbelief.
Fu Jichang!
At this time, someone was heard shouting: "The court doctor is here, the court doctor is here, Master Fu has hysteria, get out of the way..."
Zhao Mu: Fu Jichang actually has hysteria?
Impossible, I've never heard of it!
"Fu Jichang, even if you want to reject me, there is no need to use such a boring and absurd method!"
She shouted angrily at the people on the pig.
Fu Jichang: I, I really didn’t do this for you!
Ji Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then he understood that Zhao Mu and Murong Baoqian thought that he and Fu Jichang...
Oh my God, please open your eyes!
I, Ji Xiaobei, am so depressed that I have to find a man.
Ji Xiaobei looked at Fu Jichang, the man who was causing trouble everywhere, and buried his face in the pig.
Seeing that something was wrong, Ma Debiao broke free from the reins and ran to Fu Jichang.
Ji Xiaobei was furious and raised his hand to punch twice.
Ma Debiao was beaten for no apparent reason and was so confused that he dared not utter a word. Half of his master was forced to ride on a pig, so what did it matter if he got punched twice?
Ji Xiaobei cursed: He is the cause of all my troubles. I can’t hit him in front of the government office, so I can only hit you!
Ma Debiao: ...
Zhao Mu got on the carriage angrily and left!
The court doctor hurriedly pulled Fu Jichang off the pig's back.
Acupuncture, massage, pulse checking...
The three court doctors looked at each other, wondering if they could find anything wrong with Lord Fu.
As Fu Jichang's long-time attendant, Heita said firmly: "My master's illness can only be cured by the Fu family's doctor. My master must be very anxious. I want to take him back now!"
The court doctor dared not let go, and hurriedly returned the unconscious Fu Jichang to the black tower.
Heita carried his master onto Ma Debiao's back, sat in the front, and rode away.
Ji Xiaobei rode Heita's horse and whipped it.
Only after the three of them left Fuya Street did Fu Jichang sit up straight.
"Ji Xiaobei, my clear conscience has been ruined in your hands!" Fu Jichang raised his head and sighed.
Ji Xiaobei: "Master Fu, you had a hysterical attack today, so the people in the palace will let you go. And Zhao Mu will probably never bother you again in this life. Most importantly, Zhao Mu will not cause me any trouble!"
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