Chapter 136: Daily Bickering Between a Person and a Cat
Chapter 136: Daily Bickering Between a Person and a Cat
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t you just say you weren’t in a hurry? Why did you reverse so quickly? ]
Daju: [Let’s go first, what if something changes? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Should I go to Xijing too? ]
Daju: [If you don’t go, who will? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What kind of setting is this? I am the only one who can kill Mei Li? ]
Daju: [You've become smarter during the time I was away! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Can we change the script? This is the protagonist's script. I just want to be a supporting role and lie down.]
Daju: A guy who says one thing and thinks another. If he wants to give up, why is he studying so hard to learn various techniques?
Daju: [Hurry up, take all those weird talismans you drew recently. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [No, how come you know everything as soon as you come back? ]
Daju: [My big brother, as soon as I got to your side, a huge amount of information flooded my head. You almost sent me away. You are too good.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is it my fault? Not long after you left, Emma, the dream came to me by itself. You almost sent me away, okay? The dreams of the people of Shengjing are explosive, funny, and sad. Baby has never seen such a scene. ]
Daju: [It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have time to explain. After I returned, I couldn’t contact you, which frightened you. I was wrong.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Then how will you compensate me? ]
Daju: [When we get to Xijing, I'll let you eat a hundred melons before you come back.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I don’t just want to eat the melon, I also want something else, is that ok? ]
Daju looked at Tian Xiaoxiao warily: This human's train of thought is too weird. I hope she comes up with the weird idea of wanting my body. How can I refuse?
Daju: [You can’t make any requests that would ruin my worldview. I already have someone in my heart.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Come on, I am beautiful and I have no intention of getting your heart. Well, give me some of your skills so that I can read people's minds.]
Daju: No, if she can read minds, we’ll be exposed.
Daju: [You can read everything, but you can’t read people. This is what Heaven has determined. Don’t be ungrateful. You don’t need me to help you cultivate. You can see for yourself that when you reach a certain stage, you will improve.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Really?]
Daju: [When have I ever lied to you! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Can I also fly and hide in the ground in the future? ]
Daju: [I have practiced for tens of thousands of years to get to where I am today. Do you want to fly when you can’t even walk? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Don’t you know that the chosen ones will be treated specially? When I become powerful, hehe, you will all be my subordinates.]
Daju: [Come on, go tell your dad that you want to go to Xijing.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My dad just came back, leaving again?]
Daju: [This time it's your mother's turn to go, and your father will stay in Xijing. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What should I do with my brother? ]
Daju: [I forgot about this little guy. Just bring him along. With you around, he won’t even dare to cry.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You know this again? ]
Daju: [I looked at his fate and it seems like he will be controlled by you for his whole life. Hurry up and make arrangements. If it’s too late, Nangong Rui’s fate may be affected.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is it so serious? I'll tell my dad.] Tian Xiaoxiao hurried to Tian Xingjian's study.
Daju: [Come back, go ask your mother for the Soul-Falling Lanterns first. These ones can't stand you bringing them around like this.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Well, I'll go get the lamp first, then go find my dad.]
Tian Xiaoxiao walked away. Daju looked around. He didn't expect that in just twenty days since he went back, half a year had passed underground.
Tian Xingjian is really a character. There is much less resentment in Shengjing. Moreover, with this constant flow of harmony, Shengjing's momentum is likely to surpass Xijing.
Although this owner said he wanted to give up, he was serious about life.
Looking at the flowers and plants outside the yard and the layout of this room, every detail is thoughtful.
At this time, Ade walked up to Daju and said, "Master Immortal Beast, come and taste my cooking skills."
A plate of golden fried dried fish.
Daju was petrified.
Fragrant, really fragrant.
After being away for more than twenty days, he had no dreams and no food to eat, and was in a miserable state.
"Ade, thank you! Huaqing is your true love, so you can accept his love without worrying about any accidents. Thank you for the dried fish, do you have any more?" Daju talked to Ade while eating.
"Immortal, immortal, Immortal Lord, you, you, you, you can speak now?" Ade thought that the big orange cat could only communicate with humans through thought or dreams.
"I have always been able to speak, but I just didn't say it before. Now I can't hide it anymore. But I will only speak in front of you few close people. Ade, have you opened up your Ren and Du meridians? The fried dried fish tastes better than before."
"Miss, you teach well." Ade felt it was a great honor for her that Daju was talking to her.
"That girl's cooking skills are so amazing? Why hasn't she ever cooked a meal for me?" Daju was angry.
Ade was so scared that he ran away.
"Qingchen, I got the Soul-Falling Lamp back." Tian Xiaoxiao seemed to hear someone talking in the room just now. Why did Ade look like he was running away?
"Why did Ade leave? Can we communicate without relying on telepathy in the future?" Tian Xiaoxiao felt that this was the most convenient way to communicate.
"You can do this when there are no outsiders around, but it's better to communicate with your heart, otherwise what will those who see a cat talking think? Ade brought me some dried fish, which are fried and smell so good. When did you become such a great cook?"
"I'm a good cook, and I've been practicing at home for three years due to the pandemic. My black technology must taste like delicious food to people like you who have never tasted seasonings!" Tian Xiaoxiao boasted.
"Show off! Call out those five." Daju had already eaten up the whole plate of dried fish.
"Zhe Qing, Shi Xu, come out quickly."
"Yes sir."
"I will put you in the Soul-Falling Lamp in a moment. From now on, you will be kept in Lin Yunzhi's body. You must not do anything to hurt her. You must also help her improve her Taoism. Do you understand? When there is danger, remind her, or help her block a wave of damage."
Daju's tone of command.
"I obey your command. Thank you for saving my life."
Five of them knelt on the ground.
Daju pointed with his cat paw, and five ghosts turned into green smoke and entered the Soul-Falling Lamp.
"Okay, take them back to your mother and tell her that these five ghosts will be very helpful to her Taoism. Tell her to make good use of this opportunity."
"Why did I become an errand boy as soon as you came back?" Tian Xiaoxiao muttered.
"Look at you, a girl who is just over four years old, but you look like a six-year-old. If I don't ask you to work, should I ask Tian Xixi to work?" Daju's own voice was still that of a boy of twelve or thirteen years old.
"You think I look too old." Tian Xiaoxiao pouted.
"That's not right. I'm the master. Why do you order me around? Shouldn't I order you around?" Tian Xiaoxiao's mouth puffed up into the shape of two little peaches.
"Then you should give me an order and let me do some work!" Daju lay on the ground with his belly turned up.
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