NCCnovel Chapter 237 Embarrassing the Jade Emperor
Chapter 237 Embarrassing the Jade Emperor
Chapter 237 Embarrassing the Jade Emperor
The next day, he resisted the housekeeper of Fengxian County. He said that he had quarreled with his wife and accidentally bumped into the Jade Emperor who was offering food.
Therefore, to change everything here, you still need to go to Heaven.
Originally, this was a good opportunity to go to the heaven for a walk, but unfortunately, he couldn't leave the path of learning the scriptures, otherwise he would turn his face against the Tathagata Buddha.
Looking back at the earth, what Chong Tong saw was a golden road composed of luck and merit.
If he leaves halfway, the condensed golden road will dissipate, and all the efforts along the way will be in vain.
Therefore, he can't go anywhere until the master plan is completed, unless he is ready to turn his face against the Tathagata Buddha.
In fact, I really want to do this, but I don't have the confidence.
This time is the general trend, promised to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, how can he go back on his word, and ruin all calculations on the way.
The disciples could leave, but he couldn't.
The rain on the Tianjie Street is as crisp as the grass, but the grass color is far away but not close.
The most important thing is the one-year spring benefits.
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Good rain knows the season, when spring is here.
Sneaked into the night wind, moisten things silently.
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The rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and the guest house is green and new.
Advise Jun to make a glass of wine even more, and there is no reason for him to go out of Yangguan.
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Junwen has no time to return, and the night rain in Chang'an rises the autumn pond.
Why should we cut the candles in the west window together, but talk about Chang'an when it rains at night.
Four hits!
It's not enough, brush it up!
In the middle of the night, Chen Guangrui stood outside with a pen in hand, and copied ten poems in succession.
hum hum...
The stars of Wenqu are as bright as porridge in the middle of the night, the talent is surging, and the rain is pouring down!
not enough!
Chen Guangrui painted again, drawing the entire Fengxian County on paper. In the painting, there was continuous spring rain, and it had been dry for a long time, so it was definitely not suitable for heavy rain.
Some people, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, at this moment, the sound of the piano is leisurely, [Raindrop Prelude].
At this moment, in the world, it seemed that some kind of rule net was torn to pieces, and Chen Guangrui went all out to break through the Jade Emperor's mouth-to-mouth constitution.
After all, this Jade Emperor is just the avatar of the Heavenly Emperor, not very powerful, and most of all false saints!
Otherwise, he wouldn't be forced into embarrassment by Monkey King, and would be laughed at by those Jiejiao immortals.
at the same time!
At a certain corner of the heaven, the mountain and the rice mountain immediately turned into a little bit, which was quickly eaten up by the chicken and the dog.
The chain, as if turned into paper, was instantly burnt.
The original plot, the intractable problem, was solved at once.
Then, Chen Guangrui painted a picture of the miserable scene in Fengxian County when he came. No matter how wronged the Jade Emperor was or what the reason was, it was better to treat ordinary people as ants.
He is now a half saint of humanity, and he needs to take care of this matter.
"Wukong, you and the six-eared macaque will turn into two great sages equal to the sky, and let the Jade Emperor identify which one is real and which one is fake.
And show him this painting. "
Chen Guangrui said.
"Master, just look at me."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he was ordered to cause trouble, which he likes.
"Liu Er, take this gourd for self-defense."
Chen Guangrui took out the Nine-Nine Red Clouds Scattering Soul Gourd and handed it to the Six-Eared Macaque.
Monkey King has a golden cymbal, and he gave the six-eared macaque a top-quality innate merit and virtue to protect him, just in case.
The root cause of this incident is that the Jade Emperor didn't figure out what happened at all, so he angered the people of Fengxian County.
You might as well go directly to the sheriff of Fengxian County to trouble him, he really can't stand this matter, it's rare for him to get angry.
at the same time!
Jade Emperor!
Originally still watching the live broadcast, seeing Chen Guangrui broke his magic power, slightly unhappy.
Then he saw the six-eared macaque transformed into Monkey King, Monkey King. The two were ordered to come to trouble him, and their faces turned green all of a sudden.
The speed of Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque was too fast. The two of them somersaulted like clouds, and they rushed to the Lingxiao Palace in less than half a day.
The Jade Emperor intends to leave, but Wenwu Xianqing is watching, he has a good face, and it is impossible to leave.
He is the avatar of the Emperor of Heaven, and he is often violated by others, which is the best way to save face.
Soon, two great sages Monkey King came to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace.
Although it was a farce to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, Monkey King didn't know that he really killed many heavenly soldiers and generals. Fortunately, those people were all on the list of gods, and they were already prepared as actors.
It's a pity that they don't know at all that this was originally just a show, where the superiors fight their skills, and they are just pond fish and shrimps who have been affected by the disaster.
"Jade Emperor, we are all ordered to let you identify who is real and who is fake. If you guess it, I will show you this painting. If you can't guess it, we will take you to Fengxian County to see for yourself. , let the people there meet you, a stingy fairy."
Sun Wukong said.
"Guess quickly, if you can't guess, my old grandson will definitely take you to Fengxian County for a walk, and let the people there see, the culprit who hasn't given a drop of rain for two years!"
The six-eared macaque also followed suit.
The behavior of the two is exactly the same.
At this time, Chen Guangrui also activated his magical powers, and in the void, everything that happened in the Lingxiao Palace was presented. The source, of course, was Monkey King and the six-eared macaque.
Otherwise, how can he peep into the Lingxiao Palace, at least not now.
The Jade Emperor looked at the two monkeys and felt a headache. What should he think of this?
"Everyone, come and see, who is Monkey King and who is the six-eared macaque?"
The Jade Emperor looked at it for a while, but couldn't tell at all, and said with a headache.
"I'll take a look."
The third prince Nezha rushed over curiously, looked left and right, and was amazed.
"Well, I can't tell, you are a monkey, no, you are a monkey."
Nezha looked at it for a while, his eyes were dazzled, and said.
Others also gathered around curiously, but they still couldn't see why.
"Your Majesty, it's better to use the demon mirror. When the time comes, you will be able to tell which one is Monkey King and which one is the six-eared macaque."
Tota Heavenly King Li Jing said.
"Okay, just use the demon mirror."
The Jade Emperor said immediately.
As soon as the words were finished, a mirror appeared, with a radiant divine light, and the mirror light enveloped the two of them.
Then, nothing can be seen, and both of them are Monkey King.
Just kidding, the two of them have great supernatural powers, and the six-eared macaque has practiced the art of transformation to perfection, how could it be recognized.
In the whole world, only the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can listen to them to identify them.
Then you need a sage to recognize it.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hahaha……"
The two monkeys laughed triumphantly, their piercing eyes were exactly the same, how could they tell.
"Since you can't recognize it, then come with us to Fengxian County."
The two monkeys turned their faces at the same time and said.
"No, I can't go there."
The Jade Emperor hurriedly waved his hands.
"Why can't I go? Because of your words, there has been no rain in Fengxian County for two years, and ordinary people are miserable. As the master of all living beings, is this how you treat human beings?"
Sun Wukong said angrily.
"I know I was wrong!"
The Jade Emperor had to admit his mistake, said.
"Early Spring Shows the Eighteen Members of the Ministry of Water" by Han Yu in the Tang Dynasty
Happy Rain on a Spring Night, Du Fu
"Send Yuan Er Envoy Anxi", Tang Dynasty · Wang Wei
"Night Rain Sends North", Tang Dynasty · Li Shangyin
Chopin’s Prelude in D-flat major (Op.28 No.15) is known by the word “raindrop”. The continuous and soft tune makes people feel like wandering in the rain. The initial fresh and fantasy rhythm is like crystal rain The sound of beads dripping was slightly heavy and sad, and finally returned to tranquility and clarity.
(End of this chapter)