NCCnovel Chapter 141: Slamming the table and laughing wildly: Another weird case happened in Dali Temple
Chapter 141: Slamming the table and laughing wildly: Another weird case happened in Dali Temple
"It's human nature to enjoy food and beauty! Why are you so excited?"
Home is not the imperial court, and husband and wife are not the king and his subjects. What else can there be? The four things to do when you open the door are to play with the birds, swing on the swing, drive for a while, and read comic books. Right, love first and love last for a long time.
When one is well fed and warmed, a normal person would think about something, right?
Xie Zhaozhao hit him with his fist.
They washed their hands and rinsed their mouths, and he diligently helped her take off the pearl hairpin on her head.
After removing the headdress, he stood up and carried her into the inner room like a bag.
Xie Zhaozhao was on his shoulder, thinking that there wasn't much distance to go and he could just grit his teeth and endure it. But who knew that this man would strip off his clothes as he walked.
She leaned on his shoulder and had a clear view of the high-spirited and majestic general.
Close your eyes quickly, you have no face left.
But this person said seriously: "I heard another case in the Dali Temple today..."
Xie Zhaozhao subconsciously refused immediately: "No, no."
"Oh, you don't want to listen? It's a secret story about the prince. I thought you would like to hear his strange story."
"Aren't you talking about the Dali Temple case?" It seems like we can watch the excitement of the prince?
"Yes, it has been reported to the Dali Temple."
"Shouldn't the Crown Prince's affairs be handled by the Zongzhengfu? Why is the Dali Temple in charge?"
"The common people don't know any other government offices, they only know the Dali Temple."
It seems so. In the minds of ordinary people, the Dali Temple is responsible for trying cases, but ordinary people are not very clear about how to punish the royal descendants if they make mistakes.
This case seems worth a listen.
As soon as Gu Shaoyu came out of the palace and relaxed his mind, he began to think about Xie Zhaozhao. He had been distracted on the way and had been enduring it for a long time. He wanted to eat her immediately.
But women are naturally different from men and are slow to warm up.
So Gu Shaoyu did not rush to attack the city, but talked to her slowly, slowly attracting her attention.
Come, let’s continue talking about the Dali Temple case.
"When the Crown Prince went to Zhongzhou to provide disaster relief this time, he did not go deep into the disaster area. Instead, he stayed in the Wancheng area, waiting for the officials from Zhongzhou to report."
"Wancheng is close to Yangzhou. The Grand Canal and the Huai River tributaries all pass through Wancheng. Many prostitutes' pleasure boats do business along the river in Wancheng."
"The prince couldn't openly go to the painted boat to meet the prostitute, so Shi Xiu gave him a suggestion and said he should go out to wash his hair."
Xie Zhaozhao thought gloomily: No one would suspect that I wash my hair every day?
But everyone has some quirks. Who knows, the prince just likes washing his hair!
As if guessing her thoughts, Gu Shaoyu said: "Shi Xiu is a eunuch, so naturally there is nothing fun about him with the prostitutes. Every time he goes, the prostitutes recommend him to wash his hair. There are special technicians who press on the head, which is called washing the hair."
In the wealthy areas of Jiangnan, there are shops that specialize in washing hair and feet, and their business is quite booming.
When Gu Shaoyu got to this point, he asked her, "Do you know who came to the Dali Temple to sue him?"
Xie Zhaozhao shook his head. How could he guess that?
"It was a group of prostitutes." She whispered softly, "The prostitutes complained that the nobles from Kyoto went to the painted boat to have a feast, but took their banknote boxes away."
That was all their savings and their lives, and there were even some extremely important things like secret letters in it, so they came looking for it.
When they came to complain, they could not tell the thief's name, but the appearance and information of the "hair washer" matched those of the crown prince, Shi Xiu and the local infantry commander.
The rest of the content in the petition was fine, except for this one: There was a horse thief in the weeds, holding a spear and hanging two hammers on his horse, not urging cattle and horses to graze, but only bringing monks to wash my hair...
When the officials of Dali Temple saw the content, they were immediately furious and cursed it as filthy and disrespectful.
Throw out the petition and have someone kick them out.
When Gu Shaoyu said this, Xie Zhaozhao directly covered his face with a pillow.
He laughed dully under his pillow and begged for mercy.
“I’m not making this up.”
"Little darling, stop making trouble"
“I’m suffocating.”
Xie Zhaozhao ignored him and refused to let go. Unexpectedly, he begged for mercy at first, but after a while he wouldn't move.
My whole body relaxed, as if I was suffocating to death? ?
Xie Zhaozhao hurriedly took the pillow away, and Gu Shaoyu actually fainted.
Xie Zhaozhao was very panicked. He touched his face with both hands and shouted in panic: "Gu Shaoyu? Ayu? How are you?"
Gu Shaoyu said nothing.
Xie Zhaozhao was terrified and felt his breath with his hand. Ah, he was dead! !
I quickly listened to his heartbeat, and when I put my ear to his chest, I could hear his heart beating like a drum.
Moreover, as I listened carefully to my heartbeat, I looked up and saw the majestic cannon standing tall.
Is this still a person?
She was amused and angry at the same time, and couldn't help whispering, "If you want to pretend to be dead, then do it more realistically. It's not good to have the gun still standing..."
Gu Shaoyu turned over and held the man down...
After some preparation, the two of them simply washed up and quickly went into bed.
I didn’t feel cold during the activity, but how can one not feel cold in the middle of winter?
In the bed, Gu Shaoyu held her in his arms. He felt that the softness in his arms was fragrant, sweet and soft. He was so satisfied that he could only sigh.
He pushed her hair back, rested his chin on top of her head, and continued talking about the case in the Dali Temple.
Xie Zhaozhao always felt that it was not a good thing to say, so he stopped him from speaking.
"You want to hear the result, right?"
"Didn't you make that up?"
"How can you think that? I'm telling you a serious case."
Xie Zhaozhao: I would be a fool to believe you.
Gu Shaoyu continued talking to himself.
Those prostitutes filed a complaint, but the Dali Temple refused to accept it and drove them out. The prostitutes kept beating drums in the Dali Temple, saying, "How can it be considered dirty if we file a complaint?" What are you thinking?
Later, the Dali Temple Minister became impatient and sent a Dali Temple Director who had been sitting on the bench all the time to investigate the case in detail.
Dali Temple was an old man. Seeing his colleagues looking at him with joking expressions, he vowed to do a good deed patiently.
Finally, a question was raised.
It turns out that the guests these prostitutes received included not only guests from Daqian, but also people from outsiders.
After spending money with them, several outsiders asked them to help deliver a box of items to someone else. The box looked just like an ordinary box, nothing special.
Before they left, they told the prostitutes that a rich man would come here to gain their trust. The correct code was: there was a horse thief in the weeds, with a spear and two hammers hanging on his horse. He did not urge the cattle and horses to graze, but only brought monks to wash their hair.
The prostitutes didn't think much about it at the time. They were in this business, and even if there were dirty words, they were used to it.
The other party offered them a large reward of silver, and told them that if the letter was delivered, they would receive another sum of silver.
Sure enough, a few days later, a wealthy young man came to pick up the package.
Five or six people came, led by a rich young man, a white-faced man, and a man who looked extremely like the "horse thief" in the code.
"They didn't tell me who they were, nor did they say they were there to pick up something. They just said they were there to wash their hair."
Gu Shaoyu said seriously, "The Dali Temple was listening to this and immediately thought of a person. That man looked very much like the local infantry chief steward - the chief steward of Wancheng not only had the surname Ma, but also happened to be bald and good at using double hammers!"
Having said that, Xie Zhaozhao couldn't help it, so he buried his face in his chest and chuckled.
Things in the world are so coincidental that even storytellers don’t dare to think so!
Xie Zhaozhao buried his head in his arms, listening to the rumbling sound in his chest from laughing, and knew that he was also laughing.
The first day of December.
Early in the morning, Yuanyuan saw Xie Zhaozhao getting up, and came over and whispered, "Miss, there's movement in South City!"