Chapter 236 Gu: This is a shaking m-Shizi 1
Chapter 236 Gu: This is a shaking m-Shizi 1
The two of them arrived on the island by boat, and they sat on the boat for several days. Shi Mu was shaken by the boat so that he felt a little dizzy, nauseated, and finally stepped on the ground. Gong Jiu suddenly Pulled him back, with a serious and earnest face: "Mu Mu, let's go back."
Shi Mu: "???"
listen!Is this speaking human language? !
Shi Mu didn't think so, so he slapped him.
Gong Jiu was not angry, but was a little puzzled: "Why did you hit me?"
Shi Muqi didn't say anything: "I finally got off the boat, and I don't have to endure the torture anymore. I was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but you said you wanted to go back?! Why didn't you say it earlier! Didn't I suffer in vain all this way? Torture?!"
Gong Jiu touched his face and remained silent, this really deserves a slap.
Shi Mu found a big rock, sat down on the rock, glanced at the boundless sea, and said angrily: "Tell me, didn't you say you want to come here?! Why are you going back again?"
Gong Jiu hesitated for a moment, and finally sat next to him, with downcast eyes and no words.
Seeing him like this, Shi Mu wanted to hit him again.
Shi Mu endured his violent temper and stared at the scorching sun for a long time. Just when he was about to kick the man into the sea impatiently, Gong Jiu finally spoke. "Mumu, do you want to be a queen?"
Shi Mu: "????"
"Huh?" Shi Mu stretched out his hand and touched Gong Jiu's forehead, "I'm not sick, why are you talking nonsense?"
Gong Jiu sighed helplessly: "I'm not sick, I'm serious."
Shi Mu immediately said decisively: "I don't want to."
Gong Jiu: "Why?"
Shi Mu's eyes darkened, and he pinched a piece of soft flesh around his waist, "You're getting fatter, don't you want to imitate the emperor and ask for Sangong Sixth Court?"
Gong Jiu took a deep breath, and quickly held Shi Mu's hand, "It hurts, it hurts, I don't!"
Shi Mu snorted coldly: "You'd better not have such flamboyant things. I don't want to be a queen either. If you want to rebel and become emperor, I agree. As long as the two of us don't interfere with each other, you go on your single-plank bridge and I go on mine." Yang Guan said, just don't come to me in the end."
This time it was Gong Jiu's turn to turn dark, "What did you say? Say it again?"
Shi Mu: "Don't say it, I know you've already heard it."
Gong Jiu took a deep breath and told himself that he didn't care about it, that he had offended the other party, and that he was the one who suffered in the end.
"I'm not rebelling, and you've given up on your idea of leaving!"
Shi Mu threw himself into his arms with a smile: "Of course, you are so good, I don't want to leave you unless I have to, right? If I leave you, where can I find someone as old as you?"
Gong Jiu was quite satisfied and happy when she heard the front part, but until she heard the back part...
???
You just took a fancy to my body! !
Shi Mu: "Besides, what's so good about being an emperor? Getting up at midnight every day, there are a lot of annoying things, this is not allowed, that is not allowed, maybe you can only stay in the palace for the rest of your life, how can you feel comfortable outside? Besides, don't you Forget that I am a man, if you want a man to be the queen, will the civil and military officials agree? They will definitely try to force people into your harem."
"I like to cling to people. You are too busy and I can't see people. Slowly, the relationship will fade. In addition, you may spoil other people. I think it's better to separate early. You What do you think?"
Gong Jiu: "...I think?"
He stretched out his hand and pinched Shi Mu's cheek, and said expressionlessly: "After talking so much, don't you still want to leave me? Don't even think about it!"
Shi Mu rolled his eyes: "I'll ask you one last time, do you want to be emperor?"
Gong Jiu: "No."
"Good boy." Shi Mu immediately smiled like a flower, rubbing his dog's head.
He looked around and said, "So where is this place? Why did you take me away?"
Can Gong Jiu say that this is the base camp where he secretly planned the rebellion?Certainly not! "My master is here, come and see his old man."
"oh oh."
Because Shi Mu was seasick and uncomfortable, Gong Jiu carried him to the small building where he lived and let him sleep first, and he took advantage of this spare time to find his master Wu Ming.
On the outside, Wu Ming looks like an amiable little old man, looking kind and kind, but Gong Jiu knows what kind of character the other party is.
He didn't ask to leave the organization, nor did he mention anything about Shi Mu, as if he was just chatting and reminiscing about the past.
Wu Ming: "I heard that you brought back someone?"
Gong Jiu paused, then continued: "Well, his name is Shi Mu."
"Okay, hehe, what kind of person is he? I'll go and meet him."
Gong Jiu moved her fingers, her face remained unchanged, and said with a smile: "An ordinary Miao man, he is a little seasick. When he wakes up, I will bring you to see you."
"Oh Well."
Gong Jiu: Tsk!Sure enough, Mu Mu should have been taken away sooner!
No matter how reluctant Gong Jiu was, in order not to let the little old man notice anything, he could only bring Shi Mu who was awake to see him.
"Master Wu Ming, hello, my name is Shi Mu."
"Hehe, sit down." Wu Ming was still smiling, making it hard to guess what he was thinking.
Shi Mu sat down directly, looked at the various pastries on the table, and then touched his empty stomach. He was very hungry these days, and he had no appetite to eat on the boat. He felt much better after sleeping. But now he is so hungry that he can eat a cow, "Can I eat these things?"
"Oh, yes."
Shi Mu directly picked up a piece of pastry and ate it without any vigilance, and found that it tasted good, so he took another piece of pastry and put it near Gong Jiu's mouth to feed him.
The little old man picked up his teacup and blew, and said with a smile: "It seems that you and Gong Jiu have a good relationship."
Shi Mu: "Yes, I am a man."
The little old man: "Cough cough cough!"
Shi Mu looked at him with concern: "Master Wu Ming, are you okay?!"
"I...I'm fine...cough cough, sorry, I'm getting old..."
Shi Mu: "It's okay, I understand, the elderly have to drink water slowly, otherwise it's easy to choke."
Wu Ming: "..." Although it is true, why does it sound so unpleasant.
"Hey, what's your relationship with Gong Jiu?"
"What's wrong? Relationship between lovers." Shi Mu suddenly frowned, "Could it be that you can't accept it, that's right, your old people's thinking is a bit stubborn and old, it's normal if you can't accept it, but it's okay, if you don't feel well, From now on, I will take little Jiu Shao to wander in front of you."
Gong Jiu held back the corner of his mouth.
Wu Ming: "..."
Listen, is this what people say? !
The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Hehe, it's okay, I don't care about these..."
Shi Mu swallowed a mouthful of pastry, bent his eyes at him, and said with a smile: "As expected of Xiao Jiu's master, the level of acceptance is high!"
Wu Ming took a sip of tea speechlessly.
"Oh, that's right." Shi Mu thought of an important thing to come here, clapped his hands, wiped off the cake crumbs on his hands, and took out a red invitation card from his arms: "This is me and Xiaojiu's invitation card." Wedding invitation, I didn't bring anything for you when I came to the island, so I thought I'd send you a wedding invitation first."
Wu Ming: "???"
The hand of the little old man holding the invitation trembled slightly, he looked at Gong Jiu in disbelief, "Gong Jiu? You..."
Seriously?Not for fun?
Gong Jiu was also very surprised that Shi Mu sent an invitation card. He looked at the content on the invitation card and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded. It turned out that the specific time was not written on the invitation card at all.
He reminded: "Mu Mu, you didn't write the time in the invitation."
Shi Mu: "I know, it's not that our wedding date hasn't been set yet."
Gong Jiu smiled, took the invitation in Wu Ming's hand, and wrote the time on the invitation. ?? "How is the time?"
Shi Mu: "One word! Awesome!"
"???" The little old man was full of question marks, what happened to Gong Jiu? !It's just that I haven't seen you for a few months, and not only did I bring back a man, but I also plan to marry this man, and the wedding date is set!It was still discussed in front of him!Isn't Gong Jiu's ambition to rebel? !Marry a man how to become emperor! ?
Wu Ming: "...Gong Jiu, have you really thought about it? Don't forget your ultimate goal!"
Gong Jiu was silent for a while, then suddenly asked: "Master, was it true that my mother was killed by my father?"
Wu Ming frowned: "Of course, you doubt me? Did your father say something to you?"
Gong Jiu: "No, it's just me..."
Shi Mu pulled him, interjected and said with a smile: "Oh, it's a father and son anyway, so it's better to ask clearly after all, our wedding will be held in Prince Taiping's palace, look down and see, I don't think father will kill his wife Man, maybe there is some misunderstanding, right?"
Wu Ming: "Hmph! Why not! He..."
"Oh, I'm full. Master Wu Ming, remember the time is coming. We have to go back to the palace to inform Dad, and let him prepare the scene earlier."
Wu Ming was distracted: "My lord doesn't know yet?"
Shi Mu smiled: "Yes."
Wu Ming: "..." So you decided to set the wedding date without authorization?
To be honest, after living for so long, it was the first time he saw such a willful and reckless person. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to King Taiping.
Hahahahahaha, but it suits his appetite!
Suddenly, Shi Mu's face changed, and he covered his mouth and retched a few times.
Gong Jiu's face changed, "What's wrong with you, Mu Mu?" He looked fiercely at the pastries on the table, could it be... "The pastries are poisonous?!"
Wu Ming was also dumbfounded, "No..."
Shi Mu waved his hand: "Sorry, I'm full."
Gong Jiu: "..."
The corner of Wu Ming's mouth twitched: "..."
Gong Jiu was still worried: "Are you really okay?" Usually he saw Mu Mu eating so much, and he didn't see anything wrong.
Wu Ming: "I know a little bit of medical skills, let me see."
Shi Mu directly stretched out his hand to let him feel his pulse.
Wu Ming, who had his pulse checked, suddenly fell silent.
"How about it?"
Wu Ming suddenly raised his hand and changed his posture, continued to feel his pulse, changed his posture again after a while, and finally withdrew his hand, beginning to doubt his medical skills.
Gong Jiu's heart skipped a beat suddenly, could it be that something really happened? "Master, what happened to Mu Mu?!"
Wu Ming doubted life: "...Gong Jiu, he seems to be a happy pulse?"
Gong Jiu: "???"
Shi Mu's eyes lit up, and he stroked his stomach happily, and then when he thought of something, his face suddenly changed, and he jumped up, "That's bad!"
"what happened?"
"We must hurry up and get married before the belly grows!"
Gong Jiu breathed a sigh of relief: "It's simple, Master, please give me the invitation card, and I will change the date!"
Wu Ming: "..." Oh.
Why can you accept it so quickly? !
Or is this old man out of touch with the outside world because he hasn't been out of the island for several years... Now men can also get pregnant?
The author has something to say: Hee hee hee, I won't write about the wedding, but I'm pregnant instead, so I'll just write about it!
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