NCCnovel Chapter 184: Hit The Princess' Butt! Trick Her Into Frying Cow Shit! Fengxue Family
Chapter 184: Hit The Princess' Butt! Trick Her Into Frying Cow Shit! Fengxue Family
In the Dragon Kingdom of this world, setting off fireworks and firecrackers is not prohibited.
After all, it is only once a year, which makes the people of the whole country celebrate and jubilate.
Moreover, the so-called fireworks and firecrackers pollute the atmosphere. Later research found that the impact is almost negligible.
Compared with the harmful gases that are constantly and excessively emitted by foreign countries, it is simply a drop in the bucket.
What's more, Longguo's achievements in afforestation and environmental optimization over the years, and its contribution to the global environment are beyond comparison in the whole world!
Then I let my own people indulge in the Spring Festival, what's wrong?
Of course, in the area of fire prevention, it has become a huge pressure.
But people can't give up eating because of choking, and Chen Luo is most satisfied with the reborn Dragon Kingdom.
Fireworks are not allowed to be set off because of fire hazards, so in order not to choke to death, should we not eat in the future?
Strengthen the popularization of fire protection knowledge, such as large risk control and punishment.
Isn't the people's happiness index gradually improved by accumulating little details?
In the heavy snow, the family walked in the empty garden.
An City is a county-level city with a small population.
In addition, the location of the Xingfu Community is slightly remote, and most of the residents are older people.
So after it snowed, there were almost no "seven sevens" in the parks and gardens around the community.
There were only a group of children who lived with their grandparents during the winter vacation, yelling and running happily in the snow, lighting a cannon from time to time, and going into the snow.
Then a group of children ran away laughing and screaming.
"Snapped!"
A handful of snowflakes were blown up by wiping the cannon, and there was a faint smoke, and there was a smell of gunpowder that Chen Luo was very familiar with.
He was in a trance for a while.
Red lanterns are hung everywhere in the park, and every tree on the roadside is wrapped with colored lights, which is especially beautiful in the heavy snow.
Encouraged by Chen Zhenhua, Lucy ignited a cannon out of fear, then threw it into the snow, screaming and threw herself at Chen Luo's legs!
Snapped!
There was another puff of smoke, and the familiar smell of gunpowder floated into his nose.
Chen Luo couldn't help but smile lines appeared on his face.
This is the flavor of the year!
In the garden, every little daughter-in-law lit a fairy wand, and in the flickering lights and dancing snowflakes, everyone looked extraordinarily beautiful.
Wang Aiying and Chen Zhenhua looked at this warm picture with contented and happy smiles on their faces.
When Lucy saw that wiping cannons wasn't that scary, she immediately became more courageous and followed Fran to set off cannons everywhere!
Not pinching a snowball, stuffing a cannon into it and lighting it up, watching it shatter in half with a bang;
Just pick up a beverage bottle cap and press it under the cannon, and then after the cannon explodes, you can see the bottle cap flying high and cheer!
This kind of trick that almost every child in the Dragon Kingdom has played, is a novel experience that she has never had in this life for the British princess!
"Hahahaha, hahahaha~"
"It's so much fun Chen Luo!"
"I will play this every Chinese New Year in the future!"
The little girl played crazy in the snow, picked up a dry leaf, put it on the cannon and waited for it to explode!
"Run slower Lucy! Slippery floor!"
Holding the scarf that the little girl had lost while running away, Wang Aiying chased after her and shouted.
She looks like a grandma looking at her granddaughter!
"Lucie! No cannons are allowed there!"
Wang Aiying suddenly shouted in panic.
When Chen Luo heard the sound, everyone looked at Lu Xi who was not far away, and saw that she was wiping a cannon and was about to throw it into the vent hole of a manhole cover!
"Lucy!"
Chen Luo was about to burst into tears!
If this explodes, it's no joke!
He raised his leg and rushed over!
The female relatives only felt a gust of wind blowing past them!
Immediately afterwards, Chen Luo appeared in front of Lucy, raised his right foot, and kicked the cannon into the snow beside him with a dangerous but dangerous kick!
"pound!"
The cannon exploded.
As soon as Chen Luo picked up Lucy, he raised his hand and beat her ass:
"I told you several times when I went out just now! Don't you throw guns into the manhole cover?"
"You're disobedient, aren't you!"
He unceremoniously smacked the little girl's buttocks!
The thick padded clothes were hit by Chen Luo with a "bang bang" sound!
"ah!"
"Brother-in-law, what are you doing? Why did you hit me!"
"Put me down!"
"I'll just throw a cannon! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"It hurts!"
"Sister save me!"
"Woooooh, Chen Luo, you bastard!"
"I'm going to tell the royal grandmother! You spank my ass!"
Chen Luo scolded:
"Damn girl! Your imperial grandmother will only beat you harder when she finds out!"
Although he made a lot of movement, but the force was controlled very lightly, it just sounded scary when he hit the padded clothes.
The secret sentry and soldiers who were hiding in the dark to protect them breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the cannon being kicked away by Chen Luo.
The truth just now scared their souls away!
If the biogas manhole cover explodes, whether Lucy can survive is really unknown!
Even if you survive, this life is over!
"Hey, the winter scares me into a cold sweat!"
The two whistlers exhaled slowly.
What happened to the Great British Duke mainly in the Dragon Kingdom, the old lady of the British Queen can't vent her anger!
"By the way, did you see clearly? What Chen Luo did just now?"
After relaxing, one Dark Whistle agent asked another agent.
"It's too snowy to see clearly."
"Everything happened so fast."
replied another.
"However, it can be estimated that the speed and accuracy can be achieved in our company, no more than walking!"
"It seems that our Director Chen is not just a genius!"
After being messed up by Lucy, Chen Luo didn't dare to take this silly little girl to play in the city anymore.
He called the mayor Zhao Qiang directly and asked for a business car.
The family then headed for the suburbs.
Because of the remote location of the Xingfu community, the commercial vehicle arrived in the rural suburbs in less than half an hour.
In the car, Chen Luo explained to the female relatives why they should not wipe guns in the manhole cover, and after showing them various accident videos, they couldn't help wiping off their cold sweat.
Luna gave her sister a fierce look!
"If it weren't for your brother-in-law's quick skill, you would have blown up all his claws!"
Lucy curled her lips, tearfully aggrieved:
"I don't know either!"
Then he lowered his head and muttered:
"I said that the group of Longguo children didn't throw it into the manhole cover. It's obviously such a fun hole. It must be interesting to put a cannon in it....
When children play cannons, they like to stuff them into all kinds of strange small holes. This is their nature.
It is reasonable that Lucy did not grow up in Longguo and receive strict fire prevention education.
That's why Chen Luo simply brought her to the suburbs.
There is no manhole cover in this place, and it is snowing heavily today, so if you are not afraid of fire, you can blow it up at will...
After arriving here, the four female relatives even lit the large fireworks they bought on the roadside!
"Luna~ You watch the fireworks too, don't get mad at me again!"
Wanda teased Luna and said.
Luna blushed suddenly:
"Oh~ can you stop mentioning this! I'm so ashamed!"
The courageous Mi Keer played the famous "Shuangxiang Wanger Kicking", watching it explode high in the sky, happy like a child.
It's been a long time since she felt the feeling of a family coming out to play together.
It's nice to have a family....
Mi Keer used the fairy wand again to light a second kick [with ears and trot away.
The exquisite face is especially beautiful under the reflection of various fireworks and heavy snow.
Lucy looked at Er Tijiao, who was countless times more powerful than wiping cannons, and her eyes were filled with greed.
"I want to play this too!"
She pointed to a bag of two kicks in Michel's hand and shouted.
"But I'm scared, Chen Luo, help me!"
Chen Luo smiled, took out one from Mi Ke'er's bag, and said:
"Okay, come on, let me find a place for you to put it away, and you will move back when you light it, you know?"
Lucy's big eyes were shining, and she nodded excitedly:
"Um!"
"Let Lucy kiss you!"
With a smirk, Chen Luo planted Erki's feet on an obviously raised snow field. Under the thin snow layer, there was a huge pile of cow dung.
"Damn child, what have you done!"
"Okay, it's plugged in!"
The female relatives looked at little Lucy who was howling with her mouth open, and felt distressed and funny, but no one dared to step forward to comfort her.
"Don't cry baby, let godmother wipe it for you!"
The long fuze ignited instantly!
She squatted down and stretched out the fairy wand towards "Big Ivan".
Because it stinks~!
It's just tasteless because of the cold weather and snow cover.
"Snapped----!"
"Hey, it stinks, don't hug me"
"Brother-in-law is the best!"
"Wow!!!!!!"
"Order!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh godmother
"Oh, don't cry, don't cry, give me a hug!"
"Bah——"
The second kick of the kick exploded in the sky, illuminating lucie covered in cow dung at the same time
To her, this thing is no different from Big Ivan, so her expression is extraordinarily excited!
"Don't run!"
"When I go back, my old lady will have to peel off your skin!"
"boom--!"
"I ordered it!"
Suddenly, Lucy's cheerful laughter came from the snow...
The mournful cry of the little princess resounded outside the school in an instant!
Wang Aiying screamed:
"Go and order yourself!"
Wang Aiying's angry scolding came through the heavy snow.
Lucy immediately imitated Mi Keer's appearance, trotted back to 0.4 three meters away, threw away the fairy wand, covered her ears with her hands, and stared at the "Wan" that she had ignited with her own hands!
Lucy excitedly came to Er Tijiao with the fairy wand igniter.
With a huge bang, the cow dung exploded suddenly!
"Ah! Damn girl, don't kiss me! You rubbed against me on purpose, didn't you?"
Chen Luo lit a fairy wand with a lighter and handed it to the little princess.
After Chen Luo replied with a smirk, he groped back secretly.